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GoneOffShore

(17,335 posts) Fri Jul 31, 2020, 04:27 AM Jul 2020

Herman Cain and John Lewis at the Pearly Gates.

St Peter: please tell me why you're here and why I should let you into Heaven.

John Lewis: I contracted pancreatic Cancer 1 year ago and died on July 17th. In the previous 80 years, I was spit on, punched, kicked and beaten 'till my skull was fractured, my bones cracked and my body broken - fighting for equal rights for all of humanity.

St Peter: and you sir?

Herman Cain: um... I went to a Trump rally?



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Herman Cain and John Lewis at the Pearly Gates. (Original Post) GoneOffShore Jul 2020 OP
Cain tried to justify getting into heaven by stating that his 999 plan TexasTowelie Jul 2020 #1
Excellent. LastDemocratInSC Jul 2020 #2
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