What's your NPR newscaster name?

[GoneOffShore]

First name - your favorite pattern(fabric etc)
Surname - your favorite deceased singer/songwriter.

'For NPR News, this is Pinstripe Prine.'

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Calico Pavarotti?

[GoneOffShore]

13. That works!

Though you could have gone with Tartan Pavarotti.

[Zoonart]

2. Paisley Lennon

[jls4561]

4. Zoonart, how dare you type more quickly than I can?

Good call.

[Zoonart]

5. Great minds!

[jls4561]

6. Yes indeed.

[jls4561]

3. Paisley Lennon.

[Funtatlaguy]

7. Taffeta Winehouse

[sarge43]

8. Argyll Carmichael now reporting from NPR

"This will not end well."

[consider_this]

9. Jaquard Hendrix

[spooky3]

10. Velvet Orr Nt

[Dream Girl]

11. Paisley Gaye

[Glorfindel]

12. Argyle Lennon; first runner-up: Houndstooth Harrison

Not too bad, actually. Could have been Doualy Xaykaothao.

[tblue37]

14. Linen Cash. nt

[ploppy]

15. Polka Dots Joplin

[NRaleighLiberal]

16. Batik Lennon!

[IcyPeas]

17. Brocade Bowie

[Totally Tunsie]

18. Trapunto Elliot

[lindysalsagal]

19. Canwe Screwemen Howe

It's gotta have 3 parts to be NPR.

[GoneOffShore]

20. particulary on the arts shows

[gratuitous]

23. Big McLarge Huge

With sports!

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

21. Stretch Denim Holly.

And, support your local NPR station.

[MrsMatt]

22. Batik Prince

[lagomorph777]

24. Linen Lennon

[Harker]

26. That's absolutely wonderful. n/t

[Harker]

25. Good morning, this is Donegal Tweed Morrison

reporting from an Adirondack chair on my front porch.

[kairos12]

27. Burlap Hendrix.

[smirkymonkey]

28. Velvet Fitzgerald

[Doc_Technical]

29. Damask Croce

[Floyd R. Turbo]

30. Ditsy Piaf

[Aristus]

31. "Brocade Holly...

...reporting for NPR. Back to you, Robert..."