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NotANeocon

(465 posts) Thu Aug 13, 2020, 11:52 PM Aug 2020

Is it true -

- that King Caligula wants his shower pressure increased because there was not enough pressure on the mushroom to complete his task?

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Is it true - (Original Post) NotANeocon Aug 2020 OP

Verily it is so pfitz59 Aug 2020 #1

Isn't there a lotion for that? Totally Tunsie Aug 2020 #2

More like a surgical procedure... GReedDiamond Aug 2020 #3

Every guy reading your post just cringed a bit and crossed his legs. Totally Tunsie Aug 2020 #4

Sorry... GReedDiamond Aug 2020 #5

I'm laughing...but then, I'm not a guy! Totally Tunsie Aug 2020 #6

pfitz59

(12,516 posts)

1. Verily it is so

Reply to NotANeocon (Original post)

Fri Aug 14, 2020, 01:01 AM

Aug 2020

twitter not on the importance of adequate pressure whilst twisting one's knob

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Totally Tunsie

(11,674 posts)

2. Isn't there a lotion for that?

Reply to NotANeocon (Original post)

Fri Aug 14, 2020, 02:24 AM

Aug 2020

Asking for a friend.

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GReedDiamond

(5,527 posts)

3. More like a surgical procedure...

Reply to Totally Tunsie (Reply #2)

Fri Aug 14, 2020, 02:26 AM

Aug 2020

...to remove the fungus.

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Totally Tunsie

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4. Every guy reading your post just cringed a bit and crossed his legs.

Reply to GReedDiamond (Reply #3)

Fri Aug 14, 2020, 02:33 AM

Aug 2020

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GReedDiamond

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5. Sorry...

Reply to Totally Tunsie (Reply #4)

Fri Aug 14, 2020, 02:37 AM

Aug 2020

...Not.

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Totally Tunsie

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6. I'm laughing...but then, I'm not a guy!

Reply to GReedDiamond (Reply #5)

Fri Aug 14, 2020, 03:28 AM

Aug 2020

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