I'm chortling over my witty FB comeback.

[Croney]

A Repug relative posted:

There’s no way God told Noah to put two roaches on that boat!

My reply:

No, Trump and Pence were young and strong then, so they swam alongside until a snake boosted them up.


(I can just picture her sputtering indignation as she wonders what came over me; I don't usually engage the crazies)

If I were REALLY brave, and wanted to explain how they reproduced, I'd remind her that Pence has been his ----- from day one.

[Alliepoo]

1. Lololololol!

That’s a good reply!!!!!!!

[ms liberty]

2. DUzy! n/t

[MLAA]

3. Bravo!

[dixiechiken1]

4. Touche!

[North Shore Chicago]

5. Excellent!

[SWBTATTReg]

6. Ha, good answer! My follow up would be that she knows what God talked to Noah about. Word...

for word, God told her what he said to Noah. Really? Come on now, give me a break.

[niyad]

7. That was wonderful. You might want to add Mark Twain's view of the Noah's ark story from

"Letters From The Earth". Particularly the section on mosquitos.

[Native]

8. Please give us an update on any responses you get!

[paleotn]

9. And a talking snake to boot....

Along with a taking jackass, a talking bush. Equally nuts is the lost tribes Israel riding tapirs in the Americas.

[djacq]

10. Clever!

[LymphocyteLover]

11. What was her point about the roaches though? I'm sure she wasn't saying that

to cast doubt on the word of the Bible?

[Croney]

15. She is from Louisiana, where roaches rule. Lol

[AllaN01Bear]

12. tee hee.

[mgardener]

13. I would have

Asked about the dinosaurs. They are way more interesting. And a conundrum for the Ark theory.
Great comeback by you.
So either she accepts that Noah put roaches on the Ark or else she does not ** really** believe in the Ark story.

[onetexan]

14. i could hardly contain my laughter as i read it out loud to the hubby & daughter in the kitchen

good one!!