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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsI'm chortling over my witty FB comeback.
A Repug relative posted:
Theres no way God told Noah to put two roaches on that boat!
My reply:
No, Trump and Pence were young and strong then, so they swam alongside until a snake boosted them up.
(I can just picture her sputtering indignation as she wonders what came over me; I don't usually engage the crazies)
If I were REALLY brave, and wanted to explain how they reproduced, I'd remind her that Pence has been his ----- from day one.
Alliepoo
(2,221 posts)Thats a good reply!!!!!!!
ms liberty
(8,574 posts)dixiechiken1
(2,113 posts)North Shore Chicago
(3,316 posts)SWBTATTReg
(22,124 posts)for word, God told her what he said to Noah. Really? Come on now, give me a break.
niyad
(113,303 posts)"Letters From The Earth". Particularly the section on mosquitos.
Native
(5,942 posts)paleotn
(17,913 posts)Along with a taking jackass, a talking bush. Equally nuts is the lost tribes Israel riding tapirs in the Americas.
LymphocyteLover
(5,644 posts)to cast doubt on the word of the Bible?
Croney
(4,660 posts)AllaN01Bear
(18,216 posts)mgardener
(1,816 posts)Asked about the dinosaurs. They are way more interesting. And a conundrum for the Ark theory.
Great comeback by you.
So either she accepts that Noah put roaches on the Ark or else she does not ** really** believe in the Ark story.