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Sat Aug 22, 2020, 07:53 AM

I'm chortling over my witty FB comeback.

A Repug relative posted:

Thereís no way God told Noah to put two roaches on that boat!

My reply:

No, Trump and Pence were young and strong then, so they swam alongside until a snake boosted them up.


(I can just picture her sputtering indignation as she wonders what came over me; I don't usually engage the crazies)

If I were REALLY brave, and wanted to explain how they reproduced, I'd remind her that Pence has been his ----- from day one.

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Reply I'm chortling over my witty FB comeback. (Original post)
Croney Aug 22 OP
Alliepoo Aug 22 #1
ms liberty Aug 22 #2
MLAA Aug 22 #3
dixiechiken1 Aug 22 #4
North Shore Chicago Aug 22 #5
SWBTATTReg Aug 22 #6
niyad Aug 22 #7
Native Aug 22 #8
paleotn Aug 22 #9
djacq Aug 22 #10
LymphocyteLover Aug 22 #11
Croney Aug 22 #15
AllaN01Bear Aug 22 #12
mgardener Aug 22 #13
onetexan Aug 22 #14

Response to Croney (Original post)

Sat Aug 22, 2020, 07:56 AM

1. Lololololol!

Thatís a good reply!!!!!!!

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Response to Croney (Original post)

Sat Aug 22, 2020, 08:01 AM

2. DUzy! n/t

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Response to Croney (Original post)

Sat Aug 22, 2020, 08:02 AM

3. Bravo!

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Response to Croney (Original post)

Sat Aug 22, 2020, 08:26 AM

4. Touche!

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Response to Croney (Original post)

Sat Aug 22, 2020, 08:30 AM

5. Excellent!

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Response to Croney (Original post)

Sat Aug 22, 2020, 08:33 AM

6. Ha, good answer! My follow up would be that she knows what God talked to Noah about. Word...

for word, God told her what he said to Noah. Really? Come on now, give me a break.

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Response to Croney (Original post)

Sat Aug 22, 2020, 09:36 AM

7. That was wonderful. You might want to add Mark Twain's view of the Noah's ark story from

"Letters From The Earth". Particularly the section on mosquitos.

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Response to Croney (Original post)

Sat Aug 22, 2020, 09:38 AM

8. Please give us an update on any responses you get!

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Response to Croney (Original post)

Sat Aug 22, 2020, 09:55 AM

9. And a talking snake to boot....

Along with a taking jackass, a talking bush. Equally nuts is the lost tribes Israel riding tapirs in the Americas.

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Response to Croney (Original post)

Sat Aug 22, 2020, 09:59 AM

10. Clever!

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Response to Croney (Original post)

Sat Aug 22, 2020, 10:05 AM

11. What was her point about the roaches though? I'm sure she wasn't saying that

to cast doubt on the word of the Bible?

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Response to LymphocyteLover (Reply #11)

Sat Aug 22, 2020, 10:58 AM

15. She is from Louisiana, where roaches rule. Lol

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Response to Croney (Original post)

Sat Aug 22, 2020, 10:06 AM

12. tee hee.

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Response to Croney (Original post)

Sat Aug 22, 2020, 10:17 AM

13. I would have

Asked about the dinosaurs. They are way more interesting. And a conundrum for the Ark theory.
Great comeback by you.
So either she accepts that Noah put roaches on the Ark or else she does not ** really** believe in the Ark story.

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Response to Croney (Original post)

Sat Aug 22, 2020, 10:54 AM

14. i could hardly contain my laughter as i read it out loud to the hubby & daughter in the kitchen

good one!!

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