Someone on a James Bond fan site asked this interesting question:

[Aristus]

If James Bond were a woman, 'Jane' Bond, for example, what kind of double-entendre names could we expect the men in her life to have?

You know, Bond has Pussy Galore, Plenty O'Toole, and so on.

I posted these names by way of response. What do you think?

Hunter Finecock, Dick Masters, Roland Bedfellow, Fondel Chesterhead, and Rock Hardbottom.

Any good?

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. Oooh, I like those names, my dear Aristus!

[Srkdqltr]

2. 😂😂😂😂😂

[Sneederbunk]

3. David Pecker?

[muntrv]

4. Lance Goodthrust.

[unblock]

5. Peter o'toole

[Iggo]

7. Everybody go home. We're done here.

[RainCaster]

6. Hugh Jorgen

[consider_this]

8. Harry Balmoral

[malthaussen]

9. Richard Stroker

Not original, I stole that from a video game.

Peter deLong works.

In the real world, I had a lady friend who once dated a David Manship Hollister III. Now, that's a name.

-- Mal

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

10. Rod Strong.

[Dave Starsky]

11. Enormous Genitals.

There's a '70s movie reference for some of you.

[sarge43]

12. Roland Ballin

Hugh Gittsim

Steele Harden

[Harker]

13. Hardy Longfellow?

Dr. Lapper, the cunning linguist?

I'll never think of "Goldfinger" or "Thunderball" in quite the same way as yesterday.

[jmowreader]

14. There would have to be villains named Richard Head and Donald Trump