Your weekly naked Florida Man story

[marmar]

MARION COUNTY, Fla. (WGFL) — A Dunnellon man is facing charges after deputies located him operating his vehicle in the nude.

Deputies received a call about a naked man knocking on a resident's door threatening to shoot someone he had been arguing with, according to deputies. Jerry Davis, 39, then attempted to get in his vehicle and leave, but he ended up backing into a ditch.

Davis was handed some clothes and asked to participate in field sobriety exercises, which he failed, deputies say. Davis was arrested and booked into the Marion County Jail for Driving Under the Influence. .............(more)

https://komonews.com/news/offbeat/naked-florida-man-charged-with-dui-after-threatening-to-shoot-person-backing-into-ditch-08-29-2020

[mikeysnot]

1. Flori-

DUH....

[Wicked Blue]

2. If he had been black, he undoubtedly would have been shot dead

instead of being handed clothes.

On the other hand, at least he wasn't carrying a concealed weapon.

[jayschool2013]

3. It's not the heat

It's the stupidity.

[COLGATE4]

4. Meth is one hell of a drug!

[TexasBushwhacker]

5. There's actually a sub-Reddit /FloridaMan NT

[rurallib]

6. what was he planning to shoot this other guy with if he was naked?

his own built in gun?

[Kaleva]

8. He was going to shoot his load.

This being Florida, the other guy could have stood his ground and shot his load back.

[UTUSN]

7. The vehicle pic turned out to be an ad. Thought it was his, white seats/skid marks?!1

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

9. If he had a gun, was it concealed? And if so, where?