Two cannibals were eating a clown.

[LuckyCharms]

Cannibal 1: Does this taste funny to you? LOL

Cannibal 2: No, why?

Cannibal 1: No, see, I was making a joke. This is a clown we are eating, and I said "Does this taste funny to you"? Get it?

Cannibal 2: No, I don't get it.

(awkward silence for 5 minutes)

Cannibal 2: Why did you say Eloel?

Cannibal 1: What? When did I say that.

Cannibal 2: When you told your stupid joke.

Cannibal 1: No, I said LOL. It means laughing out loud.

Cannibal 2: Why does it mean that?

Cannibal 1: Nevermind.

Cannibal 2: No really, why does it mean that?

Cannibal 1: Forget it.

(awkward silence)

Cannibal 1: You're kinda stupid, aren't you?

Cannibal 2: Glares at Cannibal 1

Cannibal 2: This is the worst first date I've ever been on. please take me home.

Cannibal 1: I'm sorry, I think we just started off on the wrong foot. LOL. Get it? I said "I think we just started off on the wrong foot"

(Awkward silence)

[Buckeye_Democrat]

1. Huh?

Lol!

[CurtEastPoint]

2. I was just smirking till the very end then I howled!

[JustGene]

3. Picturing John Cleese & Co.

[paleotn]

7. Yep. That does have a Python feel to it.

[IronLionZion]

4. Yum

[beastie boy]

5. I used to have dates like this

I mean awkward silence, not eating clowns.

The clown-eating ones went just fine.

LOL!

[Alliepoo]

6. Hahahahaha haha!!!!!

Excellent!!

[Javaman]

8. Cannibal 1 is a Dem. Cannibal 2 is a repuke lol

[Bucky]

9. stealing

[burrowowl]

10. LOL!

[Wounded Bear]

11. Cannibal #1 "I'm having a ball!"

Cannibal #2 "You're eating too fast!"

[Harker]

12. At which point nausea set in...

and they threw up their hands.

[Generic Brad]

13. You've got to give him a hand for trying

[KS Toronado]

14. Shame they didn't start with the other foot, it was BBQed