I had to pull bribe to get Duncan pup into Ivy League obedience school

[TEB]

Only the best for our anchor baby, Boog the chocolate lab took the pups SAT’s. Boog did it for tortilla shell obedience training starts in October. I’ve ordered a whip a chair pepper gas a stun gun flash bangs ,we’re gonna do it Wright. After I’m caught and convicted in this scandal ohiogal or livetohike will be posting for me. Via My letters from federal prison hope it’s a honor camp with decent free weights I like to work out.

[mr_lebowski]

1. You really are terrible at criminal-ing TEB (nt)

[tblue37]

2. But who took Boog's SATs? nt

[TEB]

4. That's classified

[DBoon]

7. Some Border Collie I bet

Wearing a Chocolate Lab disguise

[Ohiogal]

3. Yes you'd make a terrible criminal TEB

But just in case, Sophie and I can come visit and bring you a cake with a file in it, you never know. And Boog will pardon you.

[TEB]

5. Boog will flip on me

The feds will flip him with cheeseburgers

[Jamastiene]

6. You're supposed to talk about eagles landing at midnight and geese flying by at noon.

That way you can avoid prison time and stay out here with the rest of us rabble-rousers that Trump hates. We don't want ya in prison. It's way more fun out here with us, when Trump isn't siccing his idiots on us.

[livetohike]

8. Freyja, Riley and I will bust you out. No worries.

They are good at distractions (unless there is cheese) and I’ll bribe the guards with pie .

[TEB]

9. Thanks

[TEB]

10. Can you carve a uzi

Out of a block of cheese

[livetohike]

11. It's worth trying. Maybe they have them pre made at

the Farm Show 😀.