Friday Night Sobriety Thread.

[Aristus]

My grandson is visiting. I'm not drinking while he's here.

I love you all...

[3catwoman3]

1. Love you back.

[chillfactor]

2. Love you too dear friend!

[Wawannabe]

3. Next week then!

[Aristus]

4. More likely the week after.

He'll be here for two weeks.

No booze for me...

No Indica...

Sober as a judge...

Sober as some judges, anyway...

[Wolf Frankula]

5. How old is your grandson?

If he is old enough to look over the bar, give him some Pilsner Urquell. If not, give him some warm milk and read him the story of Frito Bugger.


Wolf

[Aristus]

6. He's twenty.

He doesn't drink; probably won't even when he's old enough. Life-long nervous stomach.

I wanted to read it to him, but he told me he was Bored of the Rings...