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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsWhen the time comes, can I cremate myself on a cord of wood on my land?
I'm in Az. What laws pertain? Those steel tables at the funeral parlor are cold!
Besides, all my buddies would miss out.
You will need some friends to help you.
BamaRefugee
(3,483 posts)ret5hd
(20,489 posts)mr_lebowski
(33,643 posts)Maybe the 'time will come' when he's still ambulatory, and has prepared everything in advance.
ZZenith
(4,119 posts) cre·ma·tion
/krəˈmāSH(ə n/
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noun
noun: cremation; plural noun: cremations
the disposal of a dead person's body by burning it to ashes, typically after a funeral ceremony.
"we chose cremation over burial"
mr_lebowski
(33,643 posts)You can't have the flames be the cause of death ... if I understand it correctly
ZZenith
(4,119 posts)I like the cut of your jib, boy!
mr_lebowski
(33,643 posts)ZZenith
(4,119 posts)But really, love it.
Gotta love physics.
panader0
(25,816 posts)but perhaps one last Camel.....with gas.
texasfiddler
(1,990 posts)BamaRefugee
(3,483 posts)Ashes, charred bones and teeth won't keep our beloved critters thriving!
GemDigger
(4,305 posts)food chain material. There is so much wildlife around here that all I would have to do is crawl 10 feet from the road and there ya go... food chain material.
He thought I was kidding but I have said it many times. They don't call me bear bait for nothing.
BamaRefugee
(3,483 posts)It's as good a way to go as any and way preferable to a car wreck.
Tanuki
(14,916 posts)BamaRefugee
(3,483 posts)mr_lebowski
(33,643 posts)AmyStrange
(7,989 posts)-
I've instructed my executor to have my ashes mixed with some good dirt, and then have some good marijuana seeds planted in it.
I've even come up with a name, Dave's Best!
Honestly, I wish I could be here to try the finished product out, but by then, I will be the damned finished product.
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AmyStrange
(7,989 posts)-
You're already freakin' dead, unless you mess up somehow.
ETA: Be sure to keep everyone you love out of trouble, by having a big party for them far, far away from where you do it.
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The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,659 posts)panader0
(25,816 posts)I know a good archer though.
abqtommy
(14,118 posts)your own bad self*!
* Bill Cosby
NCjack
(10,279 posts)do-gooder neighbor gets to you with a fire extinguisher or even worse, the fire truck.
Sneederbunk
(14,286 posts)If you need assistance call 1-800- URTOAST
sorcrow
(418 posts)My brother in law was cremated. Per his request, some of his ashes were loaded into shotgun shells so his friends could enjoy one last trap shoot with him. (Also in Arizona, for what it's worth.)
I think I'd rather be composted.
Regards,
Crow
sanatanadharma
(3,694 posts)Convert to Hinduism and demand your right to your religious expression expressed in the ritual rite of passage from flesh to floating dust.
You will have the full weight of the Federal government and law that your religious rights not be impeded.
Wellstone ruled
(34,661 posts)direct family members on your own land in Idaho.. As far as Cremation and disposal of Ashes. Brother in law requested his ashes be scatter in his Wood Lot on his farm. That we did. One Sister in Law wanted her ashes scattered in a Gold Mine. That we did. Mother in Law wanted her ashes dumped in the Creek on the Farm her and her Hubby first owned when they first married. That we did.
Got one more Urn to take on a Cruise to the Caribbean. That Sister in Law was a traveler.