"Yoga Pants"?!!!!!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

[TreasonousBastard]

1. Do NOT tell me this guy doesn't masturbate. Really, don't.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

2. In his mother's basement while wearing yoga pants! 😏

[dchill]

6. Well, in that situation, who wouldn't?

[Floyd R. Turbo]

8. I know, I know!

[cayugafalls]

11. In his mother's basement while wearing his mothers yoga pants!

There, corrected...

[irisblue]

3. Do sweatpants count since I have done yoga stretches in them?

Also I got 6 of their 12 for eternal damnation, so purgatory?

[Floyd R. Turbo]

4. Yoga pants are the devil's work!

[Blue Owl]

14. The slacks of satan!

Well then I guess in the words of ACDC -- hell ain't a bad place to be!

[TreasonousBastard]

5. Trust me, you will far happier with many of the people in hell than with a heaven full of his.

[dchill]

7. Point is yours.

[sl8]

12. In the video where the grandma flashes the baseball stadium,

one of the commenters says that she'll now go to hell.

Her response (paraphrasing):
"If I do go to hell, it'll be for someting much worse than this "

Seems like a healthy attitude.

[murielm99]

9. So many of us are gaining weight during

this time, that yoga pants look terrible on many of us.

Maybe that is why he condemns them. He thinks he is the fashion police.

[Docreed2003]

10. Also apparently "Black Lives" don't matter to this turd

[CottonBear]

13. Ruh roh. I'm wearing yoga pants as I post.