Wed Sep 16, 2020, 12:52 AM
eppur_se_muova (35,250 posts)
So ... the nurse at the check-in desk handed me an electronic passcard labeled 'EATME' ...
I thought it was a peculiar thing to see on a security card. Did they just assign some sort of randomly chosen phrase to each card ? Was there some inscrutable logic behind these labels, like the names of Ships in The Culture ? At first I thought I saw some strange 3D effect as the card was tilted, but that was just some other writing, so completely faded it was only visible from just the right angle. (Only later did I recall that a small cake marked 'EAT ME' had cause a lot of trouble for Alice in Wonderland ...) As I puzzled over this, I noted that the card had lots of wear, from handling by many hands, so that the other markings on the card were worn away almost completely, with the wear being very heavy near the edges, where it was easily grasped, and much less near the center, where the phrase 'EATME' appeared ... and that was when I finally realized that the card had originally been labelled 'TREATMENT'.
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eppur_se_muova | Sep 2020 | OP |
FM123 | Sep 2020 | #1 | |
kag | Sep 2020 | #2 | |
ismnotwasm | Sep 2020 | #3 | |
TexasTowelie | Sep 2020 | #4 | |
stopdiggin | Sep 2020 | #5 | |
Marcuse | Sep 2020 | #6 | |
Cirque du So-What | Sep 2020 | #7 | |
Freedomofspeech | Sep 2020 | #8 | |
AmyStrange | Sep 2020 | #9 | |
Ron Obvious | Sep 2020 | #10 |
Response to eppur_se_muova (Original post)
Wed Sep 16, 2020, 12:55 AM
FM123 (9,864 posts)
1. Love this story! Gave me a good chuckle...
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Response to eppur_se_muova (Original post)
Wed Sep 16, 2020, 12:56 AM
kag (3,969 posts)
2. Thank you!
I needed this right now.
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Response to eppur_se_muova (Original post)
Wed Sep 16, 2020, 01:06 AM
ismnotwasm (40,968 posts)
3. Ha!
😂 good one
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Response to eppur_se_muova (Original post)
Wed Sep 16, 2020, 01:43 AM
TexasTowelie (99,499 posts)
4. For people who are unfamiliar, here is the logo for Texas A&M:
![]() The students at the rival University of Texas will occasionally prank and provoke Aggies by placing an "E" on both sides of the sign so it says "EAT ME." ![]() |
Response to eppur_se_muova (Original post)
Wed Sep 16, 2020, 02:13 AM
stopdiggin (8,260 posts)
5. it's a sign! cancel the appointment -- and head for the exit!
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Response to eppur_se_muova (Original post)
Wed Sep 16, 2020, 07:50 AM
Cirque du So-What (22,486 posts)
7. ...
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Response to Cirque du So-What (Reply #7)
Wed Sep 16, 2020, 04:46 PM
Freedomofspeech (4,132 posts)
8. OMG...
I love that movie!
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Response to eppur_se_muova (Original post)
Wed Sep 16, 2020, 06:18 PM
AmyStrange (7,989 posts)
9. OMG! You've uncovered a previously unknown deep state conspiracy!!!
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You just THINK the card says TREATMENT! Oh yeah, you're gonna get the TREATMENT alright... Muwahahahahaha... cough, cough, cough!!! Anyway, funny story and thank you for sharing it. =========== |
Response to eppur_se_muova (Original post)
Wed Sep 16, 2020, 06:32 PM
Ron Obvious (6,261 posts)
10. Welcome to Jamaica. Have a nice day. n/t