In honor of "Talk Like a Pirate" Day!

[Sherman A1]

I offer the following.

A slice of Apple Pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in The Bahamas.

These are The Pie Rates of The Caribbean.

[LakeArenal]

1. Argh, Matey.

[jpak]

2. Yer killin' me

Uuurrrrrrruuggghh

[Newest Reality]

3. Aye!

That be a funny, me matey!

[Wolf Frankula]

4. Tomorrow is Talk Like a Parrot Day.

Monday is Talk Like Pauley Perrette Day.

"Pieces of twelve, Pieces of twelve, inflation."

Wolf

[Blue Owl]

5. Is it more whipped cream ye be needin'?

n/t

[grumpyduck]

6. Ye will walk the plank for that, matey!

Aaaarrrr!

[flying rabbit]

7. Yahhrrr... it's driving

me nuts.

[Aristus]

8. Nobody did it better...

[Lady Freedom Returns]

9. Arr Matey! Jolly good that!