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Floyd R. Turbo

(26,546 posts) Thu Sep 24, 2020, 08:46 AM Sep 2020

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My wife left me because she thinks I'm insecure. She's

back, she just went for coffee!

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My wife left me because she thinks I'm insecure. She's (Original Post) Floyd R. Turbo Sep 2020 OP

Silly TigressDem Sep 2020 #1

My Dad would have loved that joke. pamela Sep 2020 #2

"Shoot, Biff! Did you see what Pamela is wearing up in the stands?" Aristus Sep 2020 #3

Now she has both feet on the ground. Niagara Sep 2020 #4

TigressDem

(5,125 posts)

1. Silly

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Sep 24, 2020, 08:49 AM

Sep 2020

pamela

(3,469 posts)

2. My Dad would have loved that joke.

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Sep 24, 2020, 11:41 AM

Sep 2020

He use to say that I didn't like football because I thought the people in the huddle were talking about me.

Aristus

(66,308 posts)

3. "Shoot, Biff! Did you see what Pamela is wearing up in the stands?"

Reply to pamela (Reply #2)

Thu Sep 24, 2020, 11:51 AM

Sep 2020

"For sure, Jack. Who is she kidding with that dress and those shoes? Okay, a right buttonhook on three. Ready? BREAK!"

Niagara

(7,592 posts)

4. Now she has both feet on the ground.

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Sep 24, 2020, 12:16 PM

Sep 2020

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