If 2 vegans have an argument

[kairos12]

is it still called “a beef.”

[muntrv]

1. A tofu?

[Thomas Hurt]

2. How bout a tofu

[agingdem]

3. it's called a "biff"...

[madaboutharry]

4. It depends

whether they are left stewing.

[ret5hd]

5. More of a "kerfuffle".

I think that's in the broccoli or asparagus family.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

6. Can they meat in the middle?

Chew the fat for a bit? Or will they be egged on?

[unblock]

7. It's a trick question. Vegans are always in perfect hominy.

[Harker]

8. I won't be chewing the fat over this.

Nor will I be talking turkey.

[Doc_Technical]

9. Will the loser

have to eat crow?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

10. How do they decide who is the wiener?

And what's at steak?

[kairos12]

11. Thread Winner! DUZY!

[Yavin4]

12. It's called "a beet" n/t

[NNadir]

13. Doesn't matter a hill of beans.

[musette_sf]

14. it's a rhubarb!

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