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Thu Oct 1, 2020, 10:16 AM

My wife just yelled at me from the bedroom...

Her: “Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body? Like someone’s got a voodoo doll of you and they’re stabbing it!”

Me: “Uh. No.”

Her: “How about now?”

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Reply My wife just yelled at me from the bedroom... (Original post)
Roland99 Oct 2020 OP
rzemanfl Oct 2020 #1
MontanaMama Oct 2020 #3
FirstLight Oct 2020 #6
tblue37 Oct 2020 #25
redwitch Oct 2020 #31
tblue37 Oct 2020 #32
secondwind Oct 2020 #2
Sherman A1 Oct 2020 #4
efhmc Oct 2020 #5
niyad Oct 2020 #7
LuckyCharms Oct 2020 #8
tblue37 Oct 2020 #24
LuckyCharms Oct 2020 #27
tblue37 Oct 2020 #28
LuckyCharms Oct 2020 #29
BComplex Oct 2020 #9
Roland99 Oct 2020 #11
klook Oct 2020 #16
DENVERPOPS Oct 2020 #17
spooky3 Oct 2020 #10
StarryNite Oct 2020 #12
getagrip_already Oct 2020 #13
cate94 Oct 2020 #14
StClone Oct 2020 #15
Wounded Bear Oct 2020 #18
SCantiGOP Oct 2020 #19
soldierant Oct 2020 #38
GETPLANING Oct 2020 #20
Roland99 Oct 2020 #21
lunatica Oct 2020 #36
Silver1 Oct 2020 #22
tblue37 Oct 2020 #23
BadGimp Oct 2020 #26
gratuitous Oct 2020 #30
Ferrets are Cool Oct 2020 #33
Niagara Oct 2020 #34
lunatica Oct 2020 #35
tiredtoo Oct 2020 #37
pazzyanne Oct 2020 #39
c-rational Oct 2020 #40
Blue Owl Oct 2020 #41
littlemissmartypants Oct 2020 #42
TomSlick Oct 2020 #43
ZZenith Oct 2020 #44
NurseJackie Oct 2020 #45
Nay Oct 2020 #49
Ligyron Oct 2020 #46
AirmensMom Oct 2020 #47
certainot Oct 2020 #48

Response to Roland99 (Original post)

Thu Oct 1, 2020, 10:18 AM

1. That made me smile.

Ten years from now they will still be finding bodies in chest freezers from this shit show pandemic.

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Response to rzemanfl (Reply #1)

Thu Oct 1, 2020, 10:23 AM

3. Right? The stress in some households

must be insane.

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Response to MontanaMama (Reply #3)

Thu Oct 1, 2020, 10:28 AM

6. lol but seriously....

I had a friend who had a DV issue with husband.... she said "instead of calling the cops, I should have just poisoned him and called it COVID!"

sick humor...helping us cope since the dawn of time

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Response to FirstLight (Reply #6)

Thu Oct 1, 2020, 02:39 PM

25. What is DV?

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Response to tblue37 (Reply #25)

Thu Oct 1, 2020, 05:42 PM

31. Domestic violence? nt

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Response to redwitch (Reply #31)

Thu Oct 1, 2020, 06:11 PM

32. Thanks. nt

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Response to Roland99 (Original post)

Thu Oct 1, 2020, 10:19 AM

2. 😂😂😂

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Response to Roland99 (Original post)

Thu Oct 1, 2020, 10:24 AM

4. LOL

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Response to Roland99 (Original post)

Thu Oct 1, 2020, 10:26 AM

5. Good one.

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Response to Roland99 (Original post)

Thu Oct 1, 2020, 10:32 AM

7. So THAT is where my latest poppet went!

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Response to Roland99 (Original post)

Thu Oct 1, 2020, 10:33 AM

8. Oh that's a good one!

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Response to LuckyCharms (Reply #8)

Thu Oct 1, 2020, 02:38 PM

24. Funny thing--before checking, I guessed you had posted this--you or Floyd R. Turbo. BTW, I haven't

seen him on DU lately. Does anyone know if Floyd is OK?

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Response to tblue37 (Reply #24)

Thu Oct 1, 2020, 04:23 PM

27. It looks like Floyd posted yesterday in the lounge.

Still on the first page.

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Response to LuckyCharms (Reply #27)

Thu Oct 1, 2020, 04:28 PM

28. Thanks. nt

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Response to tblue37 (Reply #28)

Thu Oct 1, 2020, 04:29 PM

29. yw. n/t

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Response to Roland99 (Original post)

Thu Oct 1, 2020, 10:42 AM

9. I just called my husband in here...

to read that!

Thanks! I needed that!

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Response to BComplex (Reply #9)

Thu Oct 1, 2020, 10:51 AM

11. Hehe

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Response to BComplex (Reply #9)

Thu Oct 1, 2020, 11:46 AM

16. My wife laughed a little too hard at this joke!

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Response to klook (Reply #16)

Thu Oct 1, 2020, 11:49 AM

17. yea

my wife did the same......I'm hiding all the needles and pins in the house......LOL

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Response to Roland99 (Original post)

Thu Oct 1, 2020, 10:46 AM

10. Lol! Nt

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Response to Roland99 (Original post)

Thu Oct 1, 2020, 10:52 AM

12. LOL

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Response to Roland99 (Original post)

Thu Oct 1, 2020, 10:53 AM

13. that might explain...

All the service trips my wife has done in Haiti and her constant questions about my health..... hmmmmmm...........

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Response to Roland99 (Original post)

Thu Oct 1, 2020, 11:02 AM

14. Good one!

thanks for the laugh!

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Response to Roland99 (Original post)

Thu Oct 1, 2020, 11:42 AM

15. Well, I am laughing now

You better check which doll she's tickling.

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Response to Roland99 (Original post)

Thu Oct 1, 2020, 12:21 PM

18. Ok, that got a chuckle...

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Response to Roland99 (Original post)

Thu Oct 1, 2020, 12:31 PM

19. I wish voodoo dolls actually worked

I could be richer than Jeff Bezos selling Trump dolls.

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Response to SCantiGOP (Reply #19)

Thu Oct 1, 2020, 08:50 PM

38. You might sell ten - after that he would have been stabbed so many times he would have disintegrated

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Response to Roland99 (Original post)

Thu Oct 1, 2020, 12:39 PM

20. Why do men die sooner than their wives?

Because they want to.

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Response to GETPLANING (Reply #20)

Thu Oct 1, 2020, 01:06 PM

21. Ah ha ha ha ha ha

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Response to GETPLANING (Reply #20)

Thu Oct 1, 2020, 08:31 PM

36. That's the point.

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Response to Roland99 (Original post)

Thu Oct 1, 2020, 01:54 PM

22. Sooo funny!!!

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Response to Roland99 (Original post)

Thu Oct 1, 2020, 02:35 PM

23. LOL! K&R. nt

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Response to Roland99 (Original post)

Thu Oct 1, 2020, 04:12 PM

26. Thank you for that!

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Response to Roland99 (Original post)

Thu Oct 1, 2020, 05:03 PM

30. How about now? "No."

Dang, I think I just wasted five bucks!

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Response to Roland99 (Original post)

Thu Oct 1, 2020, 06:53 PM

33. Now that's funny

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Response to Roland99 (Original post)

Thu Oct 1, 2020, 07:11 PM

34. Lol!

Too funny.



You're turning into a regular Floyd R Turbo.

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Response to Roland99 (Original post)

Thu Oct 1, 2020, 08:28 PM

35. LOL!

That’s funny! I wish I had said something like that to my ex. Damn! Missed opportunity!

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Response to Roland99 (Original post)

Thu Oct 1, 2020, 08:43 PM

37. LOL

Going to steal this.

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Response to Roland99 (Original post)

Thu Oct 1, 2020, 09:10 PM

39. ...

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Response to Roland99 (Original post)

Thu Oct 1, 2020, 09:11 PM

40. Thanks for the laugh. I just called my wife over and she cracked up. Wonderful.

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Response to Roland99 (Original post)

Thu Oct 1, 2020, 09:30 PM

41. LOL

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Response to Roland99 (Original post)

Thu Oct 1, 2020, 10:31 PM

42. Hahaha. ! ¡ ! ¡ !

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Response to Roland99 (Original post)

Thu Oct 1, 2020, 11:05 PM

43. Thanks. I needed the smile.

I suppose having your wife yell at you from the bedroom is better than her yelling at you in the bedroom.

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Response to Roland99 (Original post)

Fri Oct 2, 2020, 01:35 AM

44. You married well.

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Response to Roland99 (Original post)

Fri Oct 2, 2020, 05:59 AM

45. I just tried that with the Mister...

... he laughed and laughed. (And then he came into my little computer area to see what I was up to!)

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Response to NurseJackie (Reply #45)

Fri Oct 2, 2020, 09:52 AM

49. Same here! Mr Nay and I are laughing our asses off. nt

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Response to Roland99 (Original post)

Fri Oct 2, 2020, 06:15 AM

46. Don't you EVER do that while I'm drinking coffee!

Now you owe me a new Screen AND Keyboard!

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Response to Roland99 (Original post)

Fri Oct 2, 2020, 07:57 AM

47. Read that to my husband last night.

He laughed.

Now, where can I get one of those voodoo dolls?

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Response to Roland99 (Original post)

Fri Oct 2, 2020, 08:07 AM

48. i'm not sure what's funnier!

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