My wife just yelled at me from the bedroom...

[Roland99]

Her: “Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body? Like someone’s got a voodoo doll of you and they’re stabbing it!”

Me: “Uh. No.”

Her: “How about now?”

[rzemanfl]

1. That made me smile.

Ten years from now they will still be finding bodies in chest freezers from this shit show pandemic.

[MontanaMama]

3. Right? The stress in some households

must be insane.

[FirstLight]

6. lol but seriously....

I had a friend who had a DV issue with husband.... she said "instead of calling the cops, I should have just poisoned him and called it COVID!"

sick humor...helping us cope since the dawn of time

[tblue37]

25. What is DV?

[redwitch]

31. Domestic violence? nt

[tblue37]

32. Thanks. nt

[secondwind]

2. 😂😂😂

[Sherman A1]

4. LOL

[efhmc]

5. Good one.

[niyad]

7. So THAT is where my latest poppet went!

[LuckyCharms]

8. Oh that's a good one!

[tblue37]

24. Funny thing--before checking, I guessed you had posted this--you or Floyd R. Turbo. BTW, I haven't

seen him on DU lately. Does anyone know if Floyd is OK?

[LuckyCharms]

27. It looks like Floyd posted yesterday in the lounge.

Still on the first page.

[tblue37]

28. Thanks. nt

[LuckyCharms]

29. yw. n/t

[BComplex]

9. I just called my husband in here...

to read that!

Thanks! I needed that!

[Roland99]

11. Hehe

[klook]

16. My wife laughed a little too hard at this joke!

[DENVERPOPS]

17. yea

my wife did the same......I'm hiding all the needles and pins in the house......LOL

[spooky3]

10. Lol! Nt

[StarryNite]

12. LOL

[getagrip_already]

13. that might explain...

All the service trips my wife has done in Haiti and her constant questions about my health..... hmmmmmm...........

[cate94]

14. Good one!

thanks for the laugh!

[StClone]

15. Well, I am laughing now

You better check which doll she's tickling.

[Wounded Bear]

18. Ok, that got a chuckle...

[SCantiGOP]

19. I wish voodoo dolls actually worked

I could be richer than Jeff Bezos selling Trump dolls.

[soldierant]

38. You might sell ten - after that he would have been stabbed so many times he would have disintegrated

[GETPLANING]

20. Why do men die sooner than their wives?

Because they want to.

[Roland99]

21. Ah ha ha ha ha ha

[lunatica]

36. That's the point.

[Silver1]

22. Sooo funny!!!

[tblue37]

23. LOL! K&R. nt

[BadGimp]

26. Thank you for that!

[gratuitous]

30. How about now? "No."

Dang, I think I just wasted five bucks!

[Ferrets are Cool]

33. Now that's funny

[Niagara]

34. Lol!

Too funny.



You're turning into a regular Floyd R Turbo.

[lunatica]

35. LOL!

That’s funny! I wish I had said something like that to my ex. Damn! Missed opportunity!

[tiredtoo]

37. LOL

Going to steal this.

[pazzyanne]

39. ...

[c-rational]

40. Thanks for the laugh. I just called my wife over and she cracked up. Wonderful.

[Blue Owl]

41. LOL

[littlemissmartypants]

42. Hahaha. ! ¡ ! ¡ !

[TomSlick]

43. Thanks. I needed the smile.

I suppose having your wife yell at you from the bedroom is better than her yelling at you in the bedroom.

[ZZenith]

44. You married well.

[NurseJackie]

45. I just tried that with the Mister...

... he laughed and laughed. (And then he came into my little computer area to see what I was up to!)

[Nay]

49. Same here! Mr Nay and I are laughing our asses off. nt

[Ligyron]

46. Don't you EVER do that while I'm drinking coffee!

Now you owe me a new Screen AND Keyboard!

[AirmensMom]

47. Read that to my husband last night.

He laughed.

Now, where can I get one of those voodoo dolls?

[certainot]

48. i'm not sure what's funnier!