Thu Oct 1, 2020, 10:16 AM
Roland99 (52,963 posts)
My wife just yelled at me from the bedroom...
Her: “Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body? Like someone’s got a voodoo doll of you and they’re stabbing it!”
Me: “Uh. No.” Her: “How about now?”
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Roland99 | Oct 2020 | OP |
rzemanfl | Oct 2020 | #1 | |
MontanaMama | Oct 2020 | #3 | |
FirstLight | Oct 2020 | #6 | |
tblue37 | Oct 2020 | #25 | |
redwitch | Oct 2020 | #31 | |
tblue37 | Oct 2020 | #32 | |
secondwind | Oct 2020 | #2 | |
Sherman A1 | Oct 2020 | #4 | |
efhmc | Oct 2020 | #5 | |
niyad | Oct 2020 | #7 | |
LuckyCharms | Oct 2020 | #8 | |
tblue37 | Oct 2020 | #24 | |
LuckyCharms | Oct 2020 | #27 | |
tblue37 | Oct 2020 | #28 | |
LuckyCharms | Oct 2020 | #29 | |
BComplex | Oct 2020 | #9 | |
Roland99 | Oct 2020 | #11 | |
klook | Oct 2020 | #16 | |
DENVERPOPS | Oct 2020 | #17 | |
spooky3 | Oct 2020 | #10 | |
StarryNite | Oct 2020 | #12 | |
getagrip_already | Oct 2020 | #13 | |
cate94 | Oct 2020 | #14 | |
StClone | Oct 2020 | #15 | |
Wounded Bear | Oct 2020 | #18 | |
SCantiGOP | Oct 2020 | #19 | |
soldierant | Oct 2020 | #38 | |
GETPLANING | Oct 2020 | #20 | |
Roland99 | Oct 2020 | #21 | |
lunatica | Oct 2020 | #36 | |
Silver1 | Oct 2020 | #22 | |
tblue37 | Oct 2020 | #23 | |
BadGimp | Oct 2020 | #26 | |
gratuitous | Oct 2020 | #30 | |
Ferrets are Cool | Oct 2020 | #33 | |
Niagara | Oct 2020 | #34 | |
lunatica | Oct 2020 | #35 | |
tiredtoo | Oct 2020 | #37 | |
pazzyanne | Oct 2020 | #39 | |
c-rational | Oct 2020 | #40 | |
Blue Owl | Oct 2020 | #41 | |
littlemissmartypants | Oct 2020 | #42 | |
TomSlick | Oct 2020 | #43 | |
ZZenith | Oct 2020 | #44 | |
NurseJackie | Oct 2020 | #45 | |
Nay | Oct 2020 | #49 | |
Ligyron | Oct 2020 | #46 | |
AirmensMom | Oct 2020 | #47 | |
certainot | Oct 2020 | #48 |
Response to Roland99 (Original post)
Thu Oct 1, 2020, 10:18 AM
rzemanfl (29,126 posts)
1. That made me smile.
Ten years from now they will still be finding bodies in chest freezers from this shit show pandemic.
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Response to rzemanfl (Reply #1)
Thu Oct 1, 2020, 10:23 AM
MontanaMama (21,199 posts)
3. Right? The stress in some households
must be insane.
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Response to MontanaMama (Reply #3)
Thu Oct 1, 2020, 10:28 AM
FirstLight (12,993 posts)
6. lol but seriously....
I had a friend who had a DV issue with husband.... she said "instead of calling the cops, I should have just poisoned him and called it COVID!"
sick humor...helping us cope since the dawn of time ![]() |
Response to tblue37 (Reply #25)
Thu Oct 1, 2020, 05:42 PM
redwitch (14,750 posts)
31. Domestic violence? nt
Response to Roland99 (Original post)
Thu Oct 1, 2020, 10:32 AM
niyad (96,532 posts)
7. So THAT is where my latest poppet went!
Response to Roland99 (Original post)
Thu Oct 1, 2020, 10:33 AM
LuckyCharms (13,972 posts)
8. Oh that's a good one!
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Response to LuckyCharms (Reply #8)
Thu Oct 1, 2020, 02:38 PM
tblue37 (57,160 posts)
24. Funny thing--before checking, I guessed you had posted this--you or Floyd R. Turbo. BTW, I haven't
seen him on DU lately. Does anyone know if Floyd is OK?
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Response to tblue37 (Reply #24)
Thu Oct 1, 2020, 04:23 PM
LuckyCharms (13,972 posts)
27. It looks like Floyd posted yesterday in the lounge.
Still on the first page.
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Response to Roland99 (Original post)
Thu Oct 1, 2020, 10:42 AM
BComplex (6,958 posts)
9. I just called my husband in here...
to read that!
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Response to BComplex (Reply #9)
Thu Oct 1, 2020, 11:46 AM
klook (11,518 posts)
16. My wife laughed a little too hard at this joke!
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Response to klook (Reply #16)
Thu Oct 1, 2020, 11:49 AM
DENVERPOPS (7,156 posts)
17. yea
my wife did the same......I'm hiding all the needles and pins in the house......LOL
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Response to Roland99 (Original post)
Thu Oct 1, 2020, 10:53 AM
getagrip_already (10,158 posts)
13. that might explain...
All the service trips my wife has done in Haiti and her constant questions about my health..... hmmmmmm...........
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Response to Roland99 (Original post)
Thu Oct 1, 2020, 11:02 AM
cate94 (2,360 posts)
14. Good one!
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Response to Roland99 (Original post)
Thu Oct 1, 2020, 11:42 AM
StClone (11,439 posts)
15. Well, I am laughing now
You better check which doll she's tickling.
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Response to Roland99 (Original post)
Thu Oct 1, 2020, 12:21 PM
Wounded Bear (54,808 posts)
18. Ok, that got a chuckle...
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Response to Roland99 (Original post)
Thu Oct 1, 2020, 12:31 PM
SCantiGOP (13,045 posts)
19. I wish voodoo dolls actually worked
I could be richer than Jeff Bezos selling Trump dolls.
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Response to SCantiGOP (Reply #19)
Thu Oct 1, 2020, 08:50 PM
soldierant (4,849 posts)
38. You might sell ten - after that he would have been stabbed so many times he would have disintegrated
Response to Roland99 (Original post)
Thu Oct 1, 2020, 12:39 PM
GETPLANING (846 posts)
20. Why do men die sooner than their wives?
Because they want to.
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Response to GETPLANING (Reply #20)
Thu Oct 1, 2020, 01:06 PM
Roland99 (52,963 posts)
21. Ah ha ha ha ha ha
Response to GETPLANING (Reply #20)
Thu Oct 1, 2020, 08:31 PM
lunatica (53,405 posts)
36. That's the point.
Response to Roland99 (Original post)
Thu Oct 1, 2020, 01:54 PM
Silver1 (721 posts)
22. Sooo funny!!!
Response to Roland99 (Original post)
Thu Oct 1, 2020, 02:35 PM
tblue37 (57,160 posts)
23. LOL! K&R. nt
Response to Roland99 (Original post)
Thu Oct 1, 2020, 04:12 PM
BadGimp (3,887 posts)
26. Thank you for that!
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Response to Roland99 (Original post)
Thu Oct 1, 2020, 05:03 PM
gratuitous (80,031 posts)
30. How about now? "No."
Dang, I think I just wasted five bucks!
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Response to Roland99 (Original post)
Thu Oct 1, 2020, 06:53 PM
Ferrets are Cool (18,821 posts)
33. Now that's funny
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Response to Roland99 (Original post)
Thu Oct 1, 2020, 07:11 PM
Niagara (4,276 posts)
34. Lol!
Too funny.
You're turning into a regular Floyd R Turbo. ![]() |
Response to Roland99 (Original post)
Thu Oct 1, 2020, 08:28 PM
lunatica (53,405 posts)
35. LOL!
That’s funny! I wish I had said something like that to my ex. Damn! Missed opportunity!
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Response to Roland99 (Original post)
Thu Oct 1, 2020, 08:43 PM
tiredtoo (2,695 posts)
37. LOL
Going to steal this.
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Response to Roland99 (Original post)
Thu Oct 1, 2020, 09:11 PM
c-rational (2,314 posts)
40. Thanks for the laugh. I just called my wife over and she cracked up. Wonderful.
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Response to Roland99 (Original post)
Thu Oct 1, 2020, 10:31 PM
littlemissmartypants (19,741 posts)
42. Hahaha. ! ¡ ! ¡ !
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Response to Roland99 (Original post)
Thu Oct 1, 2020, 11:05 PM
TomSlick (10,208 posts)
43. Thanks. I needed the smile.
I suppose having your wife yell at you from the bedroom is better than her yelling at you in the bedroom.
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Response to Roland99 (Original post)
Fri Oct 2, 2020, 01:35 AM
ZZenith (3,800 posts)
44. You married well.
Response to Roland99 (Original post)
Fri Oct 2, 2020, 05:59 AM
NurseJackie (42,862 posts)
45. I just tried that with the Mister...
... he laughed and laughed. (And then he came into my little computer area to see what I was up to!)
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Response to NurseJackie (Reply #45)
Fri Oct 2, 2020, 09:52 AM
Nay (12,040 posts)
49. Same here! Mr Nay and I are laughing our asses off. nt
Response to Roland99 (Original post)
Fri Oct 2, 2020, 06:15 AM
Ligyron (6,904 posts)
46. Don't you EVER do that while I'm drinking coffee!
Now you owe me a new Screen AND Keyboard!
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Response to Roland99 (Original post)
Fri Oct 2, 2020, 07:57 AM
AirmensMom (14,255 posts)
47. Read that to my husband last night.
He laughed.
Now, where can I get one of those voodoo dolls? |
Response to Roland99 (Original post)
Fri Oct 2, 2020, 08:07 AM
certainot (9,022 posts)