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CaliforniaPeggy

(149,827 posts)
Thu Oct 8, 2020, 03:18 PM Oct 2020

The Geography of a Woman--Sent by a female friend of mine!

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa.
Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!


Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe.
Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain.
Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.


Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece.
Gently ageing but still a warm and desirable place to visit.


Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain.
With a glorious and all conquering past.


Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel.
Has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, and takes care of business.


Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada.
Self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.


After 70, she becomes Tibet.
Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.
An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.


THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 80, a man is like North Korea.
Ruled by a pair of nuts.

THE END.





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The Geography of a Woman--Sent by a female friend of mine! (Original Post) CaliforniaPeggy Oct 2020 OP
This reminds of another joke; LakeArenal Oct 2020 #1
You're not in trouble as far as I'm concerned! CaliforniaPeggy Oct 2020 #2
Kickin' Faux pas Oct 2020 #3
In the version I heard many years ago; Codifer Oct 2020 #4
I LIKE that version. It hits close to home. CaliforniaPeggy Oct 2020 #5

LakeArenal

(28,889 posts)
1. This reminds of another joke;
Thu Oct 8, 2020, 03:22 PM
Oct 2020

Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?
Because they don’t have balls to scratch.

Hope I didn’t get in trouble.

Codifer

(549 posts)
4. In the version I heard many years ago;
Thu Oct 8, 2020, 03:33 PM
Oct 2020

Last edited Thu Oct 8, 2020, 05:22 PM - Edit history (1)

over 80, both sexes are like Australia, everyone knows it's down there but nobody much cares.

Only four more years till I can has good self governance.

Cheers

Edit to add: Australia. It had been a very many years ago. No slur on Australia is intended.

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