Who would make a better President than Trump right now?

[shenmue]

7 votes, 1 pass | Time left: Unlimited
	A bag of dried cherries
	0 (0%)
	A tree
	0 (0%)
	Half a donut
	0 (0%)
	A garter snake
	1 (14%)
	A lawnmower
	0 (0%)
	A sentient rock
	2 (29%)
	The number 4
	0 (0%)
	An old rotary-dial phone
	1 (14%)
	An exoplanet
	1 (14%)
	Pie
	2 (29%)
	1 DU member did not wish to select any of the options provided.
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[qazplm135]

1. The fly

Obviously

[Doreen]

4. I second that.

[Rhiannon12866]

6. Third!

[RockRaven]

2. It is not a commonly recognized fact, but 65% of adult Americans...

had a bowel movement yesterday which would serve better as POTUS than Donald Trump.

[pitchforksandtorches]

3. Aldo Moro

Former Italian Prime Minister

[cayugafalls]

5. Why does the rock have to be sentient? Regular old rock would do fine.

[imanamerican63]

7. 2 scoops of _________?

[Paladin]

8. Me. This morning. Sitting here, still in my PJ's.

I'd be a 500% improvement.

[Wolf Frankula]

9. Where's A brain dead Cat?

[link:|

Wolf

[zanana1]

10. A paper clip.

[Jeebo]

11. You should have made "A yellow dog" one of the options.

That's where the saying "yellow-dog Democrat" comes from. David Brinkley used to explain that term during Election Night returns on NBC every four years. He said that back in the days of The Solid South, the saying was that if the Democrats nominated a yellow dog, Southern Democrats would vote for him. Three years and eight-plus months of that orange con man in the White House have turned me into a yellow-dog Democrat, if I wasn't one already.

Anyway, if you can amend your poll to add "A yellow dog" to your list of options, that's the one I'll vote for.

-- Ron

[DFW]

12. Barney Frank's dining room table

Though there is room for improvement in its policy toward farm subsidies..........