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Sat Oct 17, 2020, 12:18 PM

My trump Prophecy..a bit farther out than short term but not that far away:

We will hear/see/read an interview (maybe, hopefully from prison in an orange jumpsuit) that goes a little sumthin' like this:

"I don't know what you're mad about! I helped you! I saved you! I saved the Democrats! The party was crashing...I saved them! Something had to be done! I said 'Donald, someone has to save the Democrats!' So I did it! I went in there and destroyed the Republicans for you! I did it for you! No one else was going to do it, so I did it! You should be thanking me! I should be getting a Noble Prize! Look...the only way to crush the Republicans was from the inside! I saw that! No one else saw that! I had to do it! Look, I'm a hero...no one wants to say it, but I'm a hero!..."

etc etc etc

What do you think? Plausible? When it comes true, I will offer my prophecy services online...I'll see if I can get the profitsy.com domain!

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The Magistrate Oct 17 #1
ret5hd Oct 17 #2
Laelth Oct 17 #3

Response to ret5hd (Original post)

Sat Oct 17, 2020, 12:37 PM

1. Wife Says You're Lil' Donnie's Secret Account, Sir

It is very, very plausible, whether it comes to pass or not....

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Response to The Magistrate (Reply #1)

Sat Oct 17, 2020, 12:51 PM

2. Ehh...sounding like him is easy once you know the trick:

A little ketamine, a little crank, and a shot of vodka.

Oh, and poppers. Don't forget the poppers.

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Response to ret5hd (Original post)

Sat Oct 17, 2020, 01:12 PM

3. If he ever is in an orange jumpsuit, then yes.

This sounds plausible.

-Laelth

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