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What do you call an alligator in a vest? (Original Post) Sherman A1 Oct 2020 OP
Lol SheltieLover Oct 2020 #1
Happy to be of service Sherman A1 Oct 2020 #2
Me too! SheltieLover Oct 2020 #3
Oh my God,.. magicarpet Oct 2020 #4
Oh, Noes Sherman A1 Oct 2020 #7
Made me laugh gademocrat7 Oct 2020 #5
We all need more humor these days Sherman A1 Oct 2020 #6
Isn't there a law? The Sherman Anti-Pun Act? Pun control? jaxexpat Oct 2020 #8
This Act needs to be struck down....after all the best puns Sherman A1 Oct 2020 #10
And the hits just keep comin'. He's "gotta million of 'em, folks." jaxexpat Oct 2020 #12
As mentioned Sherman A1 Oct 2020 #17
Puns don't something people, people with puns do... uriel1972 Oct 2020 #21
My Google device just asked me that same riddle on Friday. NurseJackie Oct 2020 #9
scary creepy thingy... uriel1972 Oct 2020 #22
What do you call a person who argues against wearing masks? Botany Oct 2020 #11
Or when a guy wears the mask under his nose. Flying at half mask? jaxexpat Oct 2020 #13
Well Played! Sherman A1 Oct 2020 #16
Dick Nose lagomorph777 Oct 2020 #25
Great! Sherman A1 Oct 2020 #15
tRump filled his swamp with alligators in vests & Gucci shoes & full of entitlement & privilege. nt Bernardo de La Paz Oct 2020 #14
Thank you for the chuckle to start my day. niyad Oct 2020 #18
My pleasure Sherman A1 Oct 2020 #19
I love a good pun. littlemissmartypants Oct 2020 #20
My pleasure Sherman A1 Oct 2020 #23
Florida Man? lagomorph777 Oct 2020 #24

NurseJackie

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9. My Google device just asked me that same riddle on Friday.
Mon Oct 19, 2020, 06:05 AM
Oct 2020

After it tells me the day's weather, it asks me a riddle, then tells me a bit of trivia before going on to the news.

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