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Sherman A1

(38,958 posts) Mon Oct 19, 2020, 06:10 AM Oct 2020

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.................

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? (Original Post) Sherman A1 Oct 2020 OP

Lol SheltieLover Oct 2020 #1

Happy to be of service Sherman A1 Oct 2020 #2

Me too! SheltieLover Oct 2020 #3

Oh my God,.. magicarpet Oct 2020 #4

Oh, Noes Sherman A1 Oct 2020 #7

Made me laugh gademocrat7 Oct 2020 #5

We all need more humor these days Sherman A1 Oct 2020 #6

Isn't there a law? The Sherman Anti-Pun Act? Pun control? jaxexpat Oct 2020 #8

This Act needs to be struck down....after all the best puns Sherman A1 Oct 2020 #10

And the hits just keep comin'. He's "gotta million of 'em, folks." jaxexpat Oct 2020 #12

As mentioned Sherman A1 Oct 2020 #17

Puns don't something people, people with puns do... uriel1972 Oct 2020 #21

My Google device just asked me that same riddle on Friday. NurseJackie Oct 2020 #9

scary creepy thingy... uriel1972 Oct 2020 #22

What do you call a person who argues against wearing masks? Botany Oct 2020 #11

Or when a guy wears the mask under his nose. Flying at half mask? jaxexpat Oct 2020 #13

Well Played! Sherman A1 Oct 2020 #16

Dick Nose lagomorph777 Oct 2020 #25

Great! Sherman A1 Oct 2020 #15

tRump filled his swamp with alligators in vests & Gucci shoes & full of entitlement & privilege. nt Bernardo de La Paz Oct 2020 #14

Thank you for the chuckle to start my day. niyad Oct 2020 #18

My pleasure Sherman A1 Oct 2020 #19

I love a good pun. littlemissmartypants Oct 2020 #20

My pleasure Sherman A1 Oct 2020 #23

Florida Man? lagomorph777 Oct 2020 #24

SheltieLover

(57,073 posts)

1. Lol

Reply to Sherman A1 (Original post)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 06:11 AM

Oct 2020

Ty for the chuckle!

Sherman A1

(38,958 posts)

2. Happy to be of service

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #1)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 06:12 AM

Oct 2020

I’m here all week, be sure to tip the waitstaff.

SheltieLover

(57,073 posts)

3. Me too!

Reply to Sherman A1 (Reply #2)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 06:13 AM

Oct 2020

magicarpet

(14,144 posts)

4. Oh my God,..

Reply to Sherman A1 (Original post)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 06:27 AM

Oct 2020

Find this person an whip them with a feather,.. as just punishment for that joke.

Sherman A1

(38,958 posts)

7. Oh, Noes

Reply to magicarpet (Reply #4)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 06:56 AM

Oct 2020

Not the feather Mr. Bill....... Save Meeeeeeeeeeee!

gademocrat7

(10,654 posts)

5. Made me laugh

Reply to Sherman A1 (Original post)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 06:53 AM

Oct 2020

Sherman A1

(38,958 posts)

6. We all need more humor these days

Reply to gademocrat7 (Reply #5)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 06:55 AM

Oct 2020

jaxexpat

(6,818 posts)

8. Isn't there a law? The Sherman Anti-Pun Act? Pun control?

Reply to Sherman A1 (Reply #6)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 07:05 AM

Oct 2020

Sherman A1

(38,958 posts)

10. This Act needs to be struck down....after all the best puns

Reply to jaxexpat (Reply #8)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 07:11 AM

Oct 2020

Are the mature ones, when they are full “groan”

jaxexpat

(6,818 posts)

12. And the hits just keep comin'. He's "gotta million of 'em, folks."

Reply to Sherman A1 (Reply #10)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 07:23 AM

Oct 2020

Sherman A1

(38,958 posts)

17. As mentioned

Reply to jaxexpat (Reply #12)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 08:39 AM

Oct 2020

I'm here all week, be sure to tip the waitstaff.........

uriel1972

(4,261 posts)

21. Puns don't something people, people with puns do...

Reply to jaxexpat (Reply #8)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 09:06 AM

Oct 2020

you will pry my pun from my cold, dead hands...

NurseJackie

(42,862 posts)

9. My Google device just asked me that same riddle on Friday.

Reply to Sherman A1 (Original post)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 07:05 AM

Oct 2020

After it tells me the day's weather, it asks me a riddle, then tells me a bit of trivia before going on to the news.

uriel1972

(4,261 posts)

22. scary creepy thingy...

Reply to NurseJackie (Reply #9)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 09:07 AM

Oct 2020

Botany

(70,491 posts)

11. What do you call a person who argues against wearing masks?

Reply to Sherman A1 (Original post)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 07:22 AM

Oct 2020

A mask debater.

jaxexpat

(6,818 posts)

13. Or when a guy wears the mask under his nose. Flying at half mask?

Reply to Botany (Reply #11)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 07:26 AM

Oct 2020

Sherman A1

(38,958 posts)

16. Well Played!

Reply to jaxexpat (Reply #13)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 08:38 AM

Oct 2020

lagomorph777

(30,613 posts)

25. Dick Nose

Reply to jaxexpat (Reply #13)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 10:35 AM

Oct 2020

Sherman A1

(38,958 posts)

15. Great!

Reply to Botany (Reply #11)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 08:37 AM

Oct 2020

Bernardo de La Paz

(48,998 posts)

14. tRump filled his swamp with alligators in vests & Gucci shoes & full of entitlement & privilege. nt

Reply to Sherman A1 (Original post)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 07:55 AM

Oct 2020

niyad

(113,263 posts)

18. Thank you for the chuckle to start my day.

Reply to Sherman A1 (Original post)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 08:46 AM

Oct 2020

Sherman A1

(38,958 posts)

19. My pleasure

Reply to niyad (Reply #18)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 08:47 AM

Oct 2020

we all need some laughs.

littlemissmartypants

(22,632 posts)

20. I love a good pun.

Reply to Sherman A1 (Original post)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 08:52 AM

Oct 2020

Thanks, Sherman A1.

❤ lmsp

Sherman A1

(38,958 posts)

23. My pleasure

Reply to littlemissmartypants (Reply #20)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 09:18 AM

Oct 2020

lagomorph777

(30,613 posts)

24. Florida Man?

Reply to Sherman A1 (Original post)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 10:35 AM

Oct 2020

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