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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsWhat do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator.................
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What do you call an alligator in a vest? (Original Post)
Sherman A1
Oct 2020
OP
tRump filled his swamp with alligators in vests & Gucci shoes & full of entitlement & privilege. nt
Bernardo de La Paz
Oct 2020
#14
SheltieLover
(78,258 posts)1. Lol
Ty for the chuckle!
Sherman A1
(38,958 posts)2. Happy to be of service
Im here all week, be sure to tip the waitstaff.
SheltieLover
(78,258 posts)3. Me too!
magicarpet
(18,464 posts)4. Oh my God,..
Find this person an whip them with a feather,.. as just punishment for that joke.
Sherman A1
(38,958 posts)7. Oh, Noes
Not the feather Mr. Bill....... Save Meeeeeeeeeeee!
gademocrat7
(11,841 posts)5. Made me laugh
Sherman A1
(38,958 posts)6. We all need more humor these days
jaxexpat
(7,794 posts)8. Isn't there a law? The Sherman Anti-Pun Act? Pun control?
Sherman A1
(38,958 posts)10. This Act needs to be struck down....after all the best puns
Are the mature ones, when they are full groan
jaxexpat
(7,794 posts)12. And the hits just keep comin'. He's "gotta million of 'em, folks."
Sherman A1
(38,958 posts)17. As mentioned
I'm here all week, be sure to tip the waitstaff.........
uriel1972
(4,261 posts)21. Puns don't something people, people with puns do...
you will pry my pun from my cold, dead hands...
NurseJackie
(42,862 posts)9. My Google device just asked me that same riddle on Friday.
After it tells me the day's weather, it asks me a riddle, then tells me a bit of trivia before going on to the news.
uriel1972
(4,261 posts)22. scary creepy thingy...
Botany
(76,697 posts)11. What do you call a person who argues against wearing masks?
A mask debater.
jaxexpat
(7,794 posts)13. Or when a guy wears the mask under his nose. Flying at half mask?
Sherman A1
(38,958 posts)16. Well Played!
lagomorph777
(30,613 posts)25. Dick Nose

Sherman A1
(38,958 posts)15. Great!
Bernardo de La Paz
(60,320 posts)14. tRump filled his swamp with alligators in vests & Gucci shoes & full of entitlement & privilege. nt
niyad
(130,475 posts)18. Thank you for the chuckle to start my day.
Sherman A1
(38,958 posts)19. My pleasure
we all need some laughs.
littlemissmartypants
(32,803 posts)20. I love a good pun.
Thanks, Sherman A1.
❤ lmsp
Sherman A1
(38,958 posts)23. My pleasure
lagomorph777
(30,613 posts)24. Florida Man?
