Amy Coney Barrett Refuses to Tell Kavanaugh Which Beer She Prefers in Supreme Court Fridge

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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Conflict erupted between Amy Coney Barrett and Brett Kavanaugh after the Supreme Court nominee refused to tell the Justice which brand of beer she wanted him to stock for her in the Court refrigerator.

Kavanaugh, who has made it his job to keep the office fridge supplied with grain-based beverages, called Barrett to determine her preferences and was astonished when she stonewalled.

“She was, like, ‘I’m not going to weigh in on something that contentious,’ and I was, like, ‘You’re shitting me,’ ” Kavanaugh said. “She was not shitting me. I was, like, ‘Dude.’ ”

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1. I have no doubt that Kavanaugh will bring a *case* before the Court......

So Conehead Barrett won't want to disclose her opinions before she is confirmed......

[Midnight Writer]

2. Amy Coney Barrett knows that it is only the MAN's choice that matters.