Please don't boink the gators.....

[marmar]

[nolabear]

1. Gators. Gotta love 'em.

But not Biblically.

[liberal N proud]

2. Have you seen Swamp People

You have to remind some of these people not to wrestle the gators.

[nolabear]

3. I like Gator Boys better. Mind you, Swamp People are more colorful

but I hate to see all those gators die. Gator Boys actually do wrestle them, picking up nuisance gators in Florida and relocating them. They're a little nuts but they also know the physicallimitations of alligators really well, how they can move and how they can't, how temperature and traction affect them, and how to tire them. It's pretty interesting. But it's hard to match the drama of "CHOOT 'im!"

Btw I know a WHOLE lot of people who have to keep a close eye on Sparky and Rover because a gator does love a meal of dog. Cats tend to be smart enough not to get caught.

[HopeHoops]

4. "Molest"? Is that actually a problem? I think it might be self-correcting.

[hifiguy]

5. No shit!

I doubt very much that there are serial alligator molesters.

[HopeHoops]

6. One offense is all that's necessary.