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sdfernando

(6,042 posts) Wed Oct 21, 2020, 12:10 PM Oct 2020

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Lets have some fun today and play "Trump is so stupid that....."

I'll start with:

Trump is so stupid that if you asked him to define "ad-hominem" he would say it was part of a soup recipe.

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Lets have some fun today and play "Trump is so stupid that....." (Original Post) sdfernando Oct 2020 OP

His favorite candy is W&W's underpants Oct 2020 #1

Nice! sdfernando Oct 2020 #2

Ha! Floyd R. Turbo Oct 2020 #3

Doesn't like 3&3's though ironflange Oct 2020 #14

He had to be rescued from a Floyd R. Turbo Oct 2020 #4

very good! sdfernando Oct 2020 #5

I Recall That, Too ProfessorGAC Oct 2020 #15

The line I remember is sdfernando Oct 2020 #18

Sounding Even More Like Steven Wright! ProfessorGAC Oct 2020 #20

Trump is so stupid that COLGATE4 Oct 2020 #6

....and he lost! sdfernando Oct 2020 #8

Trump is so stupid... Harker Oct 2020 #7

and clueless sdfernando Oct 2020 #9

Trump is so stupid that COLGATE4 Oct 2020 #10

LOL!! sdfernando Oct 2020 #11

Even with the instructions on the heel, he couldn't pour pee out of a boot. sarge43 Oct 2020 #12

All of those are great! sdfernando Oct 2020 #13

You're On A Roll Today, Sarge! ProfessorGAC Oct 2020 #16

Thank you, Prof sarge43 Oct 2020 #17

He was very interested in seeing a "deer" with a "big rack" until he found out Atticus Oct 2020 #19

Very good. sdfernando Oct 2020 #21

He's so stupid that he... Lady Freedom Returns Oct 2020 #22

Never seen the movie so you lost me...but I trust you! /NT sdfernando Oct 2020 #25

Hear ya go. Lady Freedom Returns Oct 2020 #26

Trump is so stupid that.. Glorfindel Oct 2020 #23

LOL.....I haven't heard that one before. /NT sdfernando Oct 2020 #24

Trump is so stupid... discntnt_irny_srcsm Oct 2020 #27

hahaha sdfernando Oct 2020 #28

His golden escalator, broke sdfernando Oct 2023 #29

underpants

(195,639 posts)

1. His favorite candy is W&W's

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Wed Oct 21, 2020, 12:10 PM

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sdfernando

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2. Nice!

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Wed Oct 21, 2020, 12:12 PM

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Floyd R. Turbo

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3. Ha!

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Wed Oct 21, 2020, 12:34 PM

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ironflange

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14. Doesn't like 3&3's though

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Wed Oct 21, 2020, 04:17 PM

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Floyd R. Turbo

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4. He had to be rescued from a

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Wed Oct 21, 2020, 12:37 PM

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stalled escalator!

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sdfernando

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5. very good!

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Reply #4)

Wed Oct 21, 2020, 12:53 PM

Oct 2020

I heard a comedian once do a 5 minute bit on broken escalators.

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ProfessorGAC

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15. I Recall That, Too

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Wed Oct 21, 2020, 04:38 PM

Oct 2020

A line I remember: "I saw an escalator with an out of order sign. Why? Aren't they now stairs?"
Maybe, Steven Wright?

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sdfernando

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18. The line I remember is

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Wed Oct 21, 2020, 05:12 PM

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the escalator was not working and they placed a sign saying "Escalator out of service....Sorry for the convenience"

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ProfessorGAC

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20. Sounding Even More Like Steven Wright!

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Wed Oct 21, 2020, 05:56 PM

Oct 2020

No wonder you remembered it. That's a funny line.

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COLGATE4

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6. Trump is so stupid that

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Wed Oct 21, 2020, 12:57 PM

Oct 2020

he took a roll of toilet paper to a crap game

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sdfernando

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8. ....and he lost!

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Wed Oct 21, 2020, 01:05 PM

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Harker

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7. Trump is so stupid...

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Wed Oct 21, 2020, 01:01 PM

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he's just... so... stupid.

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sdfernando

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9. and clueless

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Wed Oct 21, 2020, 01:05 PM

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COLGATE4

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10. Trump is so stupid that

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Wed Oct 21, 2020, 01:54 PM

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he thought that Moby Dick was a social disease.

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sdfernando

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11. LOL!!

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Wed Oct 21, 2020, 02:03 PM

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sarge43

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12. Even with the instructions on the heel, he couldn't pour pee out of a boot.

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Wed Oct 21, 2020, 03:10 PM

Oct 2020

He saw a can of orange concentrate in the freezer and froze to death.

He bankrupted a casino in Atlantic City.

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sdfernando

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13. All of those are great!

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Wed Oct 21, 2020, 03:23 PM

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ProfessorGAC

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16. You're On A Roll Today, Sarge!

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Wed Oct 21, 2020, 04:40 PM

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The bankrupt thing is perfect!!!! LOL! Again.

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sarge43

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17. Thank you, Prof

Reply to ProfessorGAC (Reply #16)

Wed Oct 21, 2020, 04:46 PM

Oct 2020

Once in awhile Karma whisper in my ear, "Go for it, girl. You know you want to."

Yeah, bankrupting a casino is like bankrupting a Starbucks on a military base. It takes an inverted genius.

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Atticus

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19. He was very interested in seeing a "deer" with a "big rack" until he found out

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Wed Oct 21, 2020, 05:43 PM

Oct 2020

It was not a woman.

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sdfernando

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21. Very good.

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Wed Oct 21, 2020, 06:44 PM

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Lady Freedom Returns

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22. He's so stupid that he...

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Wed Oct 21, 2020, 06:48 PM

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Eats "The BIG White Mint".

"Roadhouse" fans know what I'm talking about.

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sdfernando

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25. Never seen the movie so you lost me...but I trust you! /NT

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Thu Oct 22, 2020, 02:00 PM

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Lady Freedom Returns

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26. Hear ya go.

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Thu Oct 22, 2020, 03:21 PM

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Glorfindel

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23. Trump is so stupid that..

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Wed Oct 21, 2020, 08:49 PM

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he can't figure out whether to wind his butt or scratch his watch. (I think that's an old Dolly Parton joke.)

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sdfernando

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24. LOL.....I haven't heard that one before. /NT

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Thu Oct 22, 2020, 01:59 PM

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discntnt_irny_srcsm

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27. Trump is so stupid...

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Thu Oct 22, 2020, 03:34 PM

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...last time someone tried to get into the White House illegally he dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave.

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sdfernando

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28. hahaha

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Thu Oct 22, 2020, 04:02 PM

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sdfernando

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29. His golden escalator, broke

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Sat Oct 21, 2023, 01:48 PM

Oct 2023

and he was stranded for three days until they fixed it!

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