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Wed Oct 21, 2020, 01:10 PM

Lets have some fun today and play "Trump is so stupid that....."

I'll start with:

Trump is so stupid that if you asked him to define "ad-hominem" he would say it was part of a soup recipe.

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Reply Lets have some fun today and play "Trump is so stupid that....." (Original post)
sdfernando Oct 2020 OP
underpants Oct 2020 #1
sdfernando Oct 2020 #2
Floyd R. Turbo Oct 2020 #3
ironflange Oct 2020 #14
Floyd R. Turbo Oct 2020 #4
sdfernando Oct 2020 #5
ProfessorGAC Oct 2020 #15
sdfernando Oct 2020 #18
ProfessorGAC Oct 2020 #20
COLGATE4 Oct 2020 #6
sdfernando Oct 2020 #8
Harker Oct 2020 #7
sdfernando Oct 2020 #9
COLGATE4 Oct 2020 #10
sdfernando Oct 2020 #11
sarge43 Oct 2020 #12
sdfernando Oct 2020 #13
ProfessorGAC Oct 2020 #16
sarge43 Oct 2020 #17
Atticus Oct 2020 #19
sdfernando Oct 2020 #21
Lady Freedom Returns Oct 2020 #22
sdfernando Oct 2020 #25
Lady Freedom Returns Oct 2020 #26
Glorfindel Oct 2020 #23
sdfernando Oct 2020 #24
discntnt_irny_srcsm Oct 2020 #27
sdfernando Oct 2020 #28

Response to sdfernando (Original post)

Wed Oct 21, 2020, 01:10 PM

1. His favorite candy is W&W's

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Response to underpants (Reply #1)

Wed Oct 21, 2020, 01:12 PM

2. Nice!

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Response to underpants (Reply #1)

Wed Oct 21, 2020, 01:34 PM

3. Ha!

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Response to underpants (Reply #1)

Wed Oct 21, 2020, 05:17 PM

14. Doesn't like 3&3's though

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Response to sdfernando (Original post)

Wed Oct 21, 2020, 01:37 PM

4. He had to be rescued from a

stalled escalator!

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Reply #4)

Wed Oct 21, 2020, 01:53 PM

5. very good!

I heard a comedian once do a 5 minute bit on broken escalators.

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Response to sdfernando (Reply #5)

Wed Oct 21, 2020, 05:38 PM

15. I Recall That, Too

A line I remember: "I saw an escalator with an out of order sign. Why? Aren't they now stairs?"
Maybe, Steven Wright?

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Response to ProfessorGAC (Reply #15)

Wed Oct 21, 2020, 06:12 PM

18. The line I remember is

the escalator was not working and they placed a sign saying "Escalator out of service....Sorry for the convenience"

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Response to sdfernando (Reply #18)

Wed Oct 21, 2020, 06:56 PM

20. Sounding Even More Like Steven Wright!

No wonder you remembered it. That's a funny line.

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Response to sdfernando (Original post)

Wed Oct 21, 2020, 01:57 PM

6. Trump is so stupid that

he took a roll of toilet paper to a crap game

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Response to COLGATE4 (Reply #6)

Wed Oct 21, 2020, 02:05 PM

8. ....and he lost!

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Response to sdfernando (Original post)

Wed Oct 21, 2020, 02:01 PM

7. Trump is so stupid...

he's just... so... stupid.

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Response to Harker (Reply #7)

Wed Oct 21, 2020, 02:05 PM

9. and clueless

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Response to sdfernando (Original post)

Wed Oct 21, 2020, 02:54 PM

10. Trump is so stupid that

he thought that Moby Dick was a social disease.

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Response to COLGATE4 (Reply #10)

Wed Oct 21, 2020, 03:03 PM

11. LOL!!

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Response to sdfernando (Original post)

Wed Oct 21, 2020, 04:10 PM

12. Even with the instructions on the heel, he couldn't pour pee out of a boot.

He saw a can of orange concentrate in the freezer and froze to death.

He bankrupted a casino in Atlantic City.

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Response to sarge43 (Reply #12)

Wed Oct 21, 2020, 04:23 PM

13. All of those are great!

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Response to sarge43 (Reply #12)

Wed Oct 21, 2020, 05:40 PM

16. You're On A Roll Today, Sarge!

The bankrupt thing is perfect!!!! LOL! Again.

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Response to ProfessorGAC (Reply #16)

Wed Oct 21, 2020, 05:46 PM

17. Thank you, Prof

Once in awhile Karma whisper in my ear, "Go for it, girl. You know you want to."

Yeah, bankrupting a casino is like bankrupting a Starbucks on a military base. It takes an inverted genius.

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Response to sdfernando (Original post)

Wed Oct 21, 2020, 06:43 PM

19. He was very interested in seeing a "deer" with a "big rack" until he found out

It was not a woman.

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Response to Atticus (Reply #19)

Wed Oct 21, 2020, 07:44 PM

21. Very good.

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Response to sdfernando (Original post)

Wed Oct 21, 2020, 07:48 PM

22. He's so stupid that he...

Eats "The BIG White Mint".

"Roadhouse" fans know what I'm talking about.

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Response to Lady Freedom Returns (Reply #22)

Thu Oct 22, 2020, 03:00 PM

25. Never seen the movie so you lost me...but I trust you! /NT

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Response to sdfernando (Reply #25)

Thu Oct 22, 2020, 04:21 PM

26. Hear ya go.

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Response to sdfernando (Original post)

Wed Oct 21, 2020, 09:49 PM

23. Trump is so stupid that..

he can't figure out whether to wind his butt or scratch his watch. (I think that's an old Dolly Parton joke.)

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Response to Glorfindel (Reply #23)

Thu Oct 22, 2020, 02:59 PM

24. LOL.....I haven't heard that one before. /NT

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Response to sdfernando (Original post)

Thu Oct 22, 2020, 04:34 PM

27. Trump is so stupid...

...last time someone tried to get into the White House illegally he dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave.

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Response to discntnt_irny_srcsm (Reply #27)

Thu Oct 22, 2020, 05:02 PM

28. hahaha

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