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Related: Culture Forums, Support Forumsgot any good irish jokes?
i'll start-
what's irish and stays out all night?
paddy o'furniture.
planning a trip over there, and learning the drinking songs, and the rebel songs, so the jokes are the next logical step.
tracing my tree and having a blast. going to get my dual citizenship first. entitled on both sides. but after looking up the names from the rebel songs, i think i could test in.
now if we can get this plague under control on both side, i can start shopping for plane tickets.
Buckeye_Democrat
(14,853 posts)A: The Scott's-Irish.
mopinko
(70,103 posts)true fact.
Buckeye_Democrat
(14,853 posts)... a few minutes ago.
mopinko
(70,103 posts)or do you have to be sitting on your arse to come up w jokes?
Buckeye_Democrat
(14,853 posts)mitch96
(13,904 posts)I bang around mostly on the "wild" west coast. I've got friends in the Sligo area. Since I did not go the first time this last go I took the train to Dublin and visited the Guinness brewery. A real treat. Ireland is small. About the size if Indiana. From Sligo in the west to Dublin in the east it was only a 3 hour trip. Met some wonderful people and had great conversations.. Hitting the pubs is a grand time. Music everywhere. I also liked the fresh food. I'm not a fan of mutton/lamb and sheep but they can dress it up so even I like it. Seafood abounds.
Where I was staying if we all went out to eat and drink we took a cab. No driving and drinking. At closing time all the pubs had lines of cabs taking the revelers home.. smart. Then again the roads are so narrow a drunk could kill him self!! Speaking of roads get the smallest car you can find.. A Mini would do fine. I had a small SUV (three of us) and it was too big for the roads. Not many "super highways" in the west. Everything looks like a paved back road..
Did I tell you the people are great? They are very well educated hansom people.. I want to go back again after this insanity is over.. Sláinte!
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mopinko
(70,103 posts)my grandpa, who came here as a kid, was born in kinnity. the old castle is a b&b. haunted i am told.
but i plan to look up as much of the family history as i can. my mam's side is from mayo. and i think i am descended from michael dwyer, the irish hero, so i need to get to tipperary.
i have friends in dublin, and a cousin in wiklow. so, yeah, gonna put some miles on the car.
i was never that interested in going to australia, as it is so racist. i had a bf that moved there cuz it was 'the last bastion of white men' but there are a ton of dwyers there, and they have family reunions from time to time. so, that is on the long term itinerary.
that is how i made the link- michael was sent to botany bay. not in chains, because he negotiated his deportation. but i kept finding aussie cousins. havent got the begats nailed down, but pretty sure he is a ggggreat uncle or so. he had sibs that stayed in ireland.
have a couple of threads in genealogy about it all.
mitch96
(13,904 posts)Heavy duty into sports from a young age. Gaelic football, Soccer (football) and rugby are said to teach the kids teamwork and being proud of what they do. This all explained to me over a few pints in a pub. Good stuff..
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mopinko
(70,103 posts)yankeepants
(1,979 posts)mopinko
(70,103 posts)i know y'all know some paddy jokes.
Mr.Bill
(24,287 posts)Because there is no other worthy adversary.
God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
mopinko
(70,103 posts)smiling.
North Shore Chicago
(3,316 posts)Irish I had a joke, but alas no.
mopinko
(70,103 posts)(i'm in rogers park)
i guess ethnic jokes arent funny any more.
but, i mean, we invented jokes.
maybe i shoulda asked for limricks.
North Shore Chicago
(3,316 posts)were kids, Polish jokes were all the rage.
Hi Neighbor!
mopinko
(70,103 posts)i could do polish jokes all day. he knew them all.
SCantiGOP
(13,869 posts)"Brace yourself, Bridgette."
mopinko
(70,103 posts)brace yourself brigid.
right?
bluecollar2
(3,622 posts)What?
It could happen....
mopinko
(70,103 posts)after closing. or w a new love.
Harker
(14,018 posts)(a six-pack and a potato), Padraig asks Sean: "Sean, my friend - when I die, will you do me the honor of pouring a bottle of fine Irish whiskey over my grave?" Sean thinks it through, and replies, "of course I will, my dearest friend... ehhh... you'll not mind, naturally, my passing it through my body first?"
i'm hanging on to that one in case i am ever asked.
Harker
(14,018 posts)got me a cold, hard stare from my old man, an alcoholic of Irish ancestry.
mopinko
(70,103 posts)he didn't appreciate Bob Dole jokes much, either.
He was Irish when it suited him, and a narcissist by nature. He knew, as many do, how to imitate love and feign concern for others' feelings.
I loved him. I hated him.
The passing years have given me a bit of wisdom, by which I have come to soften my views of him. Born the year before the crash of '29... his mother died of cancer when he was but a lad... brought up by a bitter, one-armed man...
Still, we are all what we make ourselves to be moreso, maybe, than what we think we are.
mopinko
(70,103 posts)no hard ass like an irish hard ass.
There it is, in a nutshell.
mopinko
(70,103 posts)at least we predictable.
Harker
(14,018 posts)mopinko
(70,103 posts)mopinko
(70,103 posts)a man, a woman and a bottle.
Harker
(14,018 posts)benld74
(9,904 posts)So the English can understand them
mopinko
(70,103 posts)been listening to rebel songs. boy, some good ones.