I would like to apologise for my next post.

[Ron Obvious]

I've a feeling I'm about to post something objectionable soon.

No idea what yet, but I'd like to inoculate myself from negative feedback this way. I like the idea of a freebie.

[Harker]

1. You're preforgiven. n/t

[RainCaster]

2. That's what Twitter is about

You can be as nasty as DFT if you want.

[dameatball]

3. I find all that stuff you deleted prior to posting it to be even more objectionable.

[Just_Vote_Dem]

4. Or, you could make every other post objectionable

Worked for Monty Python

[Ron Obvious]

5. DON'T GIVE ME THAT, YOU SNOTTY-FACED HEAP OF PARROT DROPPINGS! n/t

[Just_Vote_Dem]

8. Yep!

[Wicked Blue]

6. How can you tell?

Does your left pinky tingle or something?

[hay rick]

7. Let's gloss over your penultimate post.

[abqtommy]

9. I've found that you have a 50-50 chance of being objectionable here on DU. Much of that

depends on which DU persons view and comment on your ops at any given time. So go with
the odds and save your apology until it's really needed!

[Wawannabe]

12. Thread winner

Post removed!

[CTyankee]

10. Don't worry. A jury here might have mercy on your soul due to the stress...

[lagomorph777]

11. I've already flagged your next post in advance, just in case.

Please forgive me if I got it wrong.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

13. Grovelbot is selling dispensations. Your future sins forgiven, ...

... for a price.