I like wearing masks

[LSFL]

I haven't trimmed my nose hair since April. The extra hair is really filling out my moustache. I feel like 80s Tom Selleck.

[PirateRo]

1. The Dread Pirate Roberts predicted that back in the day

[nebby70]

2. and no one can see what you're mouthing as you look blankly at them...

... especially useful when encountering idiots while you're out and about ...
... you can 'get it off your chest' and keep yourself calm....

[Sedona]

3. Saving tons of money on lipstick 💄

[FarPoint]

4. Exactly!

I have not bought any lipstick since February....I'm not even wearing foundation...As a nurse, I wear the mask all the time....

[Ohiogal]

5. I don't have to worry

about getting a zit on my cheek .... or makeup in general ....

[yellowdogintexas]

6. no one can see if you have spinach in your teeth

and it greatly reduces the need for sunblock

[Laffy Kat]

7. I don't mind them, either. Similarly, I don't need to re-apply lipstick all day while at work.

I can go longer between upper-lip waxings, too. I've gotten to where I feel naked without one in public. It reminds me of that feeling I get when I forget to buckle my seatbelt.

[LSFL]

8. I feel you

[TexasBushwhacker]

9. Yeah, it hides my big nose

So it improves my appearance.