If Trump and Rush Limbaugh were drowning right in front of you and you had to choose...

[Vinnie From Indy]

...would you go to brunch or the movies?

[exboyfil]

1. I hate to say it

I would watch while shouting all you need to do is pull yourself up by your bootstraps.

[Moostache]

13. Bingo!

I would try not to taunt them but not really hard.

[bullimiami]

2. id order popcorn on door dash. i wouldnt want to miss anything.

[texasfiddler]

3. Can I just stay and watch?

[Squinch]

8. I'm with you.

[Glamrock]

4. Neither

I’d toss them each an anvil.

[lastlib]

5. neither--I'd stand there and pee in the pool

I would *literally* lose my sh*t.

[gay texan]

6. film it and put it on youtube n/t

[jimfields33]

14. Not worth going to jail over.

[gay texan]

24. yes it is

you only live one

[Turbineguy]

7. I would

sit down on a bench and have my sandwiches.

[CatMor]

9. I would go to brunch and then the movies.

[paleotn]

10. Start a pool....

on who goes under first.

[Butterflylady]

11. Brunch, definitely.

[LSFL]

12. I thought you were going to say choose which one to save

I was thinking just kill myself

[BigBearJohn]

15. Grab a water hose and shove it down their throats

[Paladin]

16. Brunch, followed with a first-rate cigar.

With sincere hopes that Limbaugh can see me puffing on that smoke as he expires.

[Baitball Blogger]

17. The assumption is that neither would even think about trying to save the other.

[LakeArenal]

18. Neither. I'd pull out my phone and film.

[Autumn]

19. In the ocean or a lake? Either one I would save a fish.

[lpbk2713]

20. "Hey guys ... no worries."

"There haven't been any gators seen in this lake for about a week."

"You might want to keep an eye open for the moccasins though."

[NotASurfer]

21. Fat is lighter than water

Trump floats, Limbaugh drags him under, I have another mimosa. Damn, these things are addictive

[moof]

22. Can they RICO trump after he is dead ?

if so and , HAD to save one, go with trump so he can become a felon and be totally destroyed and discredited.

[Earthshine2]

23. I'd throw the life preserver between them and watch them fight over it.

If right wingers didn't have the left to hate, they'd turn on each other immediately.