Book early at 4 Season's for Weddings, Bar Mitzvahs, Bachelor parties, Etc.

[packman]

AND WILL SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT IS DANGLING OUT OF THAT GUY'S PANTS TO THE RIGHT OF RUDY????

[Cirque du So-What]

1. It appears to be a microphone on a stand

as opposed to a microbone.

[packman]

4. Ahh- Thanks, now I see it

After getting my mind out of the gutter

Thanks--

But - a "pink" mike???

[lapfog_1]

2. Bachelor parties

well there is one of the few remaining Adult Book Stores conveniently located right next door (does anyone even publish Adult Books anymore?)...

[Wounded Bear]

6. "does anyone even publish Adult Books anymore?"

Uh, probably sell a lot more toys than books.

(A friend told me.

[Blue Owl]

3. Can't wait for the Four Seasons Tuckload Sale!

[Sneederbunk]

5. Just want someone to rake my lawn before it snows.