Heard about the fellow who wanted to be a Gregorian Monk

[Sherman A1]

But, he never had the “chants”.....................

[Cirque du So-What]

1. I almost became a monk

My order was very much against anesthesia, however, and I needed a wisdom tooth extracted. The abbot informed me I couldn’t take my vows if I so much as got a shot of Novocain. In the end, I couldn’t transcend dental medication.

[Sherman A1]

2. Well Played!

[BlueMTexpat]

3. ...

[N_E_1 for Tennis]

4. Keeper...

[LuvNewcastle]

6. Thanks, that was a nice start for my morning.

[jaxexpat]

5. Such a high bar and so early.

[Harker]

11. I'll go under it, as usual. n/t

[bucolic_frolic]

7. Ugh! I sure hope you don't write this stuff. I submit the worst one I've ever heard

https://www.jokes2go.net/joke/2170/bloke-is-drinking-at-a-pub

[Sherman A1]

9. I don't

But thanks for the link I can torture my daughter with more “great” jokes.

[Fritz Walter]

8. A big hand, please, for Sherman!

[Sherman A1]

10. Well Played!