Drunk Florida man arrested after doing donuts in Florida Highway Patrol parking lot

[marmar]

FORT MYERS, Fla. – A Cape Coral man was arrested for DUI Sunday after attempting to do donuts in his car in the Florida Highway Patrol’s parking lot.

Dallas Ziemski, 26, was driving his 2016 Dodge Charger around 8:30 p.m. when he turned into the parking lot of FHP’s Fort Myers office, according to FHP. ...........(more)

https://nbc-2.com/news/crime/2020/11/16/man-arrested-for-dui-in-fhp-parking-lot/

[Harker]

1. When I was sixteen, I was with a friend doing donuts.

A cop stopped us and asked for his license.

Glenn kept his paper learner's permit in his wallet, and didn't realize, until the cop mentioned it, that he was holding out a five dollar bill.

O, the laughs.

[mr_lebowski]

2. Articles like this could be shortened to simply 'Drunk Florida Man Arrested' and you'd pretty much

know what happened lol ...

[Harker]

4. There is a pattern of heightened imbecility... n/t

[sarge43]

3. Raise your hand if you thought for a nano second FM was actually doing actual donuts.

Yeah. Me too. *sigh

[Harker]

5. Well... now I'm stuck with that image. n/t

[sarge43]

6. My work here is done. Tea time. n/t

[Harker]

7. I hear the kettle rumbling.

Yi Mei Ren dianhong from Wu Liang Shan for me.

[sarge43]

8. Your wish is my pleasure.

I'll join you with a Taylor's white.

[Harker]

9. You're on.

Smooth. Beautiful copper color. Nice balance of malty astringency with slightly sweet florality.

Mmm.

[sarge43]

10. Comfy chair, a good book, Haydn, an egg shell porcelain cup ... mmm

"It's the simple things in life you treasure."

[Harker]

11. Exactly... n/t