Is this a good birthday gift?

[left-of-center2012]

My sister-in-law , who lives in the mid-west, will be 82 on December 3rd.
My brother, her husband, passed away about 8 years ago and her daughter and sibling have little to do with her (she’s got some mental issues).

I want to send her a little something for her birthday, not too expensive for money reasons and she’ll probably forget she got it after a few days.

I did a search on Amazon for birthday gift ideas to ship to her and got suggestions for cakes, cupcakes, cookies, candies and:

Poop Like A Champion® High Fiber Cereal
16g Fiber per bowl
POOP LIKE A CHAMPION isn't made to taste great, it’s MADE to WORK GREAT!
YOUR LIFE IS ABOUT TO CHANGE FROM THE BOTTOM UP.

https://www.amazon.com/Poop-Like-Champion-Highest-servings/dp/B0186GEX8E/ref=sr_1_95?dchild=1&keywords=Birthday+Cakes+for+Delivery&qid=1605632745&sr=8-95

[underpants]

1. I'm getting one for the family for Christmas

[dweller]

2. ...

I may send that to my brother one day 😂

✌🏻

[left-of-center2012]

3. Hey, maybe at 82 she could use it ?

[RainCaster]

4. When my poop becomes the highlight of my day...

Put a pillow over my head and let me go home.

[underpants]

5. 😩 it's only an 8 Oz box

[Harker]

6. There should be a nickel in the picture for scale. n/t

[left-of-center2012]

12. "it's only an 8 Oz box"

Packs a lot in those 8 ounces

[underpants]

16. Just ordered it and the gummies and granola cereal by Crapola

All three as a package deal

[PoliticAverse]

7. Not as good as...

[underpants]

15. Hot sauce

[smirkymonkey]

21. Beat me to it!

That was the first thing I though of!

[Laelth]

8. Only if you hate her. n/t

-Laelth

[eppur_se_muova]

9. Hmmm ... but how well does it compare to Colon Blow ?

Much less Super Colon Blow.

[LakeArenal]

10. I love to give an English dish you find canned..

It’s called spotted dick.


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spotted_dick

[eppur_se_muova]

11. LOL at "clootie dumpling" and "treacle dick"! nt

[Srkdqltr]

13. Not to be a party "pooper" but, if you gave me that you would be wearing my cane.

Now that would be really funny😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[left-of-center2012]

14. A subtle way ...

To tell someone "You're full of crap!"

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

17. I don't know your sister-in-law,

but that strikes me as in extremely poor taste.

Unless, perhaps, she's been informing you of poop problems recently.

[left-of-center2012]

18. Thanks

Appreciate your giving it the serious consideration you obviously felt it deserved.

[left-of-center2012]

19. I'll probably send this:

Gourmet Happy Birthday Cookie Gift Basket

2 Large 2.5 x 4.5 in Vanilla Sugar Cookies Hand-Decorated
$14.95



https://www.amazon.com/Gourmet-Birthday-Cookies-Hand-Decorated-Delivery/dp/B08CZMKWP8/ref=sr_1_14_sspa?dchild=1&keywords=Birthday+Cakes+for+Delivery&qid=1605632745&sr=8-14-spons&psc=1&spLa=ZW5jcnlwdGVkUXVhbGlmaWVyPUExNkEyTUlYV0hZUTE4JmVuY3J5cHRlZElkPUEwOTkyMjIxQlBUQkFPSVJXSVpKJmVuY3J5cHRlZEFkSWQ9QTA3MzQ1ODkxUDVUWE8xUDhWMSZ3aWRnZXROYW1lPXNwX210ZiZhY3Rpb249Y2xpY2tSZWRpcmVjdCZkb05vdExvZ0NsaWNrPXRydWU=&tag=delphiforum08-20

[NJCher]

20. in case people don't know

16 grams of fiber is pretty good to start the day off with. I think it's something like 24 grams of fiber per day is the requirement. The health articles I read say that few people meet the requirement.

Fiber is also important for cholesterol, people with heart problems, diabetes 2, etc.

It levels out blood sugar.