Trying to drink coffee with fifty pound pup in my lap

[TEB]

Got home from work around 05:30 headed out to porch to have my pipe and coffee. And apparently we had monsters surrounding us as Duncan the golden retriever pup started barking hair up on his neck.

And sitting on bottom step not paying attention to pup , he came flying into me and jumped on my lap spilling my coffee mostly on him so I washed him off. He smells like pup wash. Sun is up now so we’re ok standing down on stand to. It’s like the infantry what’s that noise what do you think fire a flare or toss a frag or bark from the mans lap.

[janterry]

1. I carry my cup with me

If I don't, the dog jumps up on my chair - picks up the cup - brings it to the floor - and drinks it.

(Black lab. bad dog!)

[TEB]

3. Our 12 year old golden retriever

Loves my wife’s flavored coffee if she leaves it on coffee table he whines for drink

[MaryMagdaline]

9. Holden retriever on caffeine! My oh my!

[secondwind]

2. I am careful not to have my pup on my lap

when I have a cup of coffee in my hands. He’s prone to jumping up quickly if he hears a dog bark etc.

[TEB]

4. Oh I understand

[Sherman A1]

5. Good luck

Hope that you get to enjoy some of the nectar of the bean. ☕️

[TEB]

6. Third cup

[samnsara]

7. i get up at 3 00 am with the dogs because thats when they tell me to get up....

..i let them out and they all 4 run to 4 different corners of the yard and bark into the forest. My neighbors hate me...

[Tech]

8. Glad you are all safe.