Something you did once, that you never should have done, that you will never ever do again?

[Floyd R. Turbo]

On a dare I tried to snort a shot of mezcal.

[underpants]

1. Try to take the cooler back from the cops

[Floyd R. Turbo]

2. Was beer involved?

[underpants]

3. Take a guess.

Bourbon lots of that.

[PJMcK]

4. What?! Really?!

Do you really think I'm going to post those things on a public internet chat board?!

For some things I've done, the statute of limitations hasn't expired yet.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

5. Your secret is safe with me! 🤫

[Mike 03]

6. You shocked me to my senses. I was just about to post something I really

wanted to get off my chest.

[bluedigger]

7. Rode along with a guy buying crack off the street in Camden, NJ at 3AM.

[skypilot]

18. OK, you win.

*

[Mad_Dem_X]

8. Got in a car with a drunk driver.

I was 20 or 21. Fortunately, we made it to our destination safely. But, lots of bad things could have happened.

[LakeArenal]

9. Snorted heroine.

We liked it sooo much, we never would do it again. Scary how great it was.

[Mad_Dem_X]

11. My husband's friend said something similar

He tried heroin once, and said he would never do it again because it was "too good."

[LakeArenal]

16. That's one of the things the war on drugs always missed

Drugs are really fun and make you feel really good.

[Sneederbunk]

10. Voted for a Republican president.

[Duppers]

14. 😂

[Duppers]

13. Skydrived

Yep, I did.

[hunter]

15. I drank too much in Tijuana...

...and woke up on the floor of a stranger's apartment in San Diego next to a warm motorcycle.

[MissB]

17. Made a cheesecake out of tofu

[LeftInTX]

23. Been there done that...and did it again!

Made it for my kids...LOL

I was trying to give them protein!
They still remind me of it!

[Marthe48]

19. reminds me of a punchline

'dang, brother, I don't believe I woulda told that!' lol

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

20. Drank 151-proof rum mixed with cherry Kool-Aid.

? Oh, yeah.

[gratuitous]

21. Can we change the question to "Someone"?

And "once" to "three times"?

Asking for a friend.

[hfojvt]

22. voted Republican

straight ticket no less.

[LeftInTX]

24. Bought a jackfruit and tried to prepare it

What an ordeal!

Take my advice, if you want jackfruit, buy the precut stuff!

My kitchen floor was a latex mess!

[Ahpook]

25. Drove a car 120MPH through Astor Forest

And probably more!We were at a Christmas party when the boyfriend of my girlfriend's friend asked me to take us for a ride. All of us were drunk!

It was a Mustang 5.0 that was built. I liked that kind of thing when I was in my twenties, and made it as fast as street possible. It terrifies me what I could have done that night while showing out.

[Ohiya]

26. I have a whole bunch of things that fall into this category...

But I'm not tellin'

[leighbythesea2]

27. Didn't check tide & wind speeds/directions

Before kayaking. In the keys. Tide and wind same direction. Highest winds of month. Went out with it all to our backs. Turned around, & it was a wall. Had to be rescued.
To be fair my friend planned it, she was getting into thinking she wanted to be a guide.

However my boyfriend @ time was a diver for a living, and once i got home, he was incredulous I had not paid attention to his own preparations. every. day. What a dumb maneuver that was!
And i grew up boating on lake Michigan! Large lapse in judgment.

[smirkymonkey]

28. Went off a ski jump from the very top of the slope, instead of the top of the ledge like I should

have.

Completely collapsed my knee on a snow day when hardly anyone was at the mountain. Luckily, they were able to round up some ski patrol after about 30 minutes of me lying there in agony. Could not get home due to the blizzard and had to stay with friends in this charming little mountain town where we drank our faces off.

Surgery later ensued. Won't do that again.

[The Figment]

29. Took Waaaay to much LSD

Poured about 10 oz of crangrape juice into a pyrex pan that had just been used to dip a bunch of blotter paper,then proceeded to drink it...

People say they spoke to the spirits...I played cards with them!

[jrandom421]

30. On October25 1983

I boarded an airplane with 50 other guys, and we jumped out of it into the dark, with people on the ground shooting up in the sky at us with murderous intent.

I did train for it, and I was paid for it, but I'll never do it again

[CTyankee]

36. My cousin was a paratrooper in WW2. The family story was he jumped in occupied France and

it took him some time to find the rest of the men. So he was officially MIA for days. But he was fine, returned from France with a little dog he had named Toute Suite!

[Buckeye_Democrat]

31. I pretended to be a MAGAt in the comments section of...

... a news story about the racist mass shooting in El Paso TX.

I live in the Dayton OH area and a shooting happened here on the same night.

So after the local shooting was "breaking news" on TV here, but before it was covered nationally or even found online, I went to a very active comments section regarding the shootings in El Paso and pretended to be a Trump cultist with insider information about our "next target" in Dayton.

The only good news about my embarrassing experiment is that everyone who replied to me was furious after it hit the national news, and there was nobody celebrating my supposed MAGA terrorist activities.

I later deleted the deceptive comments, but there's probably a few people around the country who are still convinced that the shootings were related and part of wider MAGA-based conspiracy since I "predicted" the later shootings.

[Niagara]

32. I got married once.

That's something that I did once, that I never should have done, that I'll never ever do again.

[ironflange]

33. Get married

Not including the middle part.

[Chalco]

34. Kitesurfing in Cancun

I was about 30 and had wanted to try it so got set up and wound up in
the open sea and a cruise ship was coming right at me. I started screaming
and a guy came out on a motor boat and saved me.

I'll never do that again!

[Major Nikon]

35. Told my wife she was wrong