Saturday Night Vodka Buzz. Ask me anything.

[Aristus]

I love you all...

[Arne]

1. Umm, Do you know Um

When the James Web will be launched?

[Aristus]

5. Not a clue.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. You're back! How's your Saturday night?

[Aristus]

6. So far, so good...

My buzz hasn't peaked yet, but I'm out of vodka...

Have to pick up some tomorrow...

[cayugafalls]

23. When one is out of Vodka, Gin is next on the list...

[Aristus]

29. Drank the last of that a couple of weeks ago.

I'll need to get more.

A gin rickey is nice every once in a while...

[Pobeka]

3. It's 2020, almost 2021. There is a pandemic, political mass hysteria on the right...

Given all that:

Is the answer still 42?

[Aristus]

7. Yes.

But the question is: What do you get when you multiply six by nine?

So something is out of joint...

[Wawannabe]

52. I smoked it

Sorry. Not sorry!

[getagrip_already]

4. ok then....

What's the the difference between an orange?

And please don't answer a question with a question. Not allowed.

[Aristus]

8. I would have to know between an orange and something else.

Brief fulfilled...

[getagrip_already]

9. that is a question, and a fail.....

sad.

[cayugafalls]

13. One is a color the other is a fruit.

[getagrip_already]

26. hmmm....

I have heard a clockwork is orange, and a fruit can be any color. So the non-sequitur exists.

Red orange juice is delicious, but confusing.

[MissB]

10. What shall I name my puppy

A male

[Aristus]

12. What breed and color is he?

n/t

[MissB]

40. He is

a Brittany and primarily liver (brown). Has a spot of white here and there.

[Aristus]

42. Huck.

Hope you like it.

[MissB]

47. A good choice

I mentioned that one earlier but Dh didn’t key in on it.

[yankeepants]

37. Seriously, I am a dog practitioner and naming them is my thing.

Please give details: Breed, gender, intentions for life plans, personality etc. I am a crazy stickler for good dog names.

[MissB]

39. Male

Brittany
Very much primarily liver
Active companion
Seems pretty calm

[yankeepants]

45. Spears

[MissB]

46. Interesting!

I like it!

I’ll run that one by Dh of course!

Might be too obvious tho.

[Newest Reality]

11. Q: WHY?

(extra points if you know what that refers to)

[Aristus]

14. Sorry.

No points for me...



The vodka has done its work well...

[cayugafalls]

16. Vodka can work quickly.

[Aristus]

17. That's why I drink it.

A good buzz is not something one wants to wait for...

[cayugafalls]

19. I'm glad you are where you need to be, heroes deserve breaks now and then...

Good evening, sir!

[Aristus]

20. Thank YOU, sir...

[Aristus]

15. Wait! Forty-Two!

No. Sorry. Doesn't fit the question...

[Newest Reality]

21. I was just using the question

That Number Six used on the General, (a supercomputer) that caused it to blow up in the fifth episode.

It can't be answered, of course.

Sorry if you are not familiar with that series.

[Aristus]

25. I only ever saw one episode. "The Woman Who Was Death", I think it was called.

I hope to see the entire series someday...

[cayugafalls]

18. I may not know the answer to your particular query

but I know there are 5 of them last I checked.

[Newest Reality]

24. Well, it's good to know their are extras. Whew.

[cayugafalls]

27. An old programmer musing...the 5 whys.

An iterative technique used to debug a program or solve virtually any problem.

[Newest Reality]

30. Aha! That was close, BTW.

[cayugafalls]

22. Vodka, ginger beer and lime juice make which famous drink?

[Aristus]

28. What I'm drinking right now!

[cayugafalls]

31. Ding ding ding!

Looks delicious! Moscow Mules are a favorite...refreshing and hit like a brick.

[Aristus]

34. I've got a set of four copper mugs.

When family comes over, it's Moscow Mules all around...

[Wawannabe]

53. Irish Mule!

Even. Better! Sub Jameson for vodka.

[JackSabbath]

32. How many

Standard size hamsters do you think you can fit in a standard sized mailbox? And what brand vodka?🙂

[Aristus]

35. African hamsters? Or European?

Ketel One.

[Me.]

33. Exactly Who Was THe Man In The Iron Mask?

Are children who act in rated ‘R’ movies allowed to see them?

Are eyebrows considered facial hair?

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

Can a short person “talk down” to a taller person?

[Aristus]

36. No one really knows.

No.
Yes.
The one on the right.
Yes. But he should be prepared to run fast.

[Me.]

38. In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?

Do stairs go up or down?

Do bald people get dandruff?

Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?

Do they have the word “dictionary” in the dictionary?

[Aristus]

41. The Reference section.

Both.
Sometimes. I’m bald. I should know. It depends if my scalp gets dry.
No. They have deathtime guarantees.
Yes.

[Me.]

48. THe Last Group

How do you handcuff a one-armed man?

How far east can you go before you’re heading west?

If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

What is another word for “thesaurus?”

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

[Aristus]

49. Thread the other cuff through one of his belt loops.

The International Date Line.
Yes.
Because cold cuts are basically minced meat stuffed into pigs’ intestines.
Synonym volume.
Because they’re built with interstate highway funding.

[Me.]

50. ...

You're entitled to another drink, you're clearly not soused enough...

[Aristus]

51. I agree.

Enough is never enough...

[Arne]

43. I don't no.

[hay rick]

44. Have you used Google Lens?

Or the Apple equivalent assuming there is one? I just got a new phone and installed the app. Hope to try it out in the yard tomorrow. Until then, rum and coke (again), lots of ice, no debris.