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A Joke I Made Up (Original Post) cyclonefence Nov 2020 OP
It id what it id ... dweller Nov 2020 #1
arf arf cyclonefence Nov 2020 #2
If Siggy was walking into a bar StClone Nov 2020 #3
Well, how about cyclonefence Nov 2020 #4
LOL Sherman A1 Nov 2020 #5

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3. If Siggy was walking into a bar
Mon Nov 23, 2020, 01:14 AM
Nov 2020

Sigmund Freud walks into a bar sits down and orders a banana daiquiri and a hotdog. He looks over to the stage and Mozart comes out and starts going crazy on a keyboard. Freud downs his drink, flips a few tables and runs out angrily. Mozart looks at the barman and asks, "What was that about?" The barman replies. "Pianist envy."

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