Other conspiracy theories
Other conspiracy theories:
Marshmallows are really alien eggs containing enough alien DNA to eventually populate the world with human/alien hybrids. The top echelon of the Pentagon are complicit in this, including a partnership with NASA to harvest the eggs at our space station, and they're being funded by Bill Gates because the hybrids code better than pure humans and work for lower pay.
Municipal speed-bump laws are secretly funded by a globalist cabal of Marxist automobile dealers and repair shops who profit from the increased wear and tear on cars caused by the bumps. A portion of their profits goes to Hugo Chavez's efforts to rule Venezuela posthumously, which will be one of the few nations in the hemisphere to not have speed bumps.
Hummingbirds are really CIA drones. All of them. There is no such thing as a natural hummingbird.
Mixing unsweetened black-cherry Kool-Aid with Reese's peanut butter cups (dark chocolate only) is an effective and inexpensive Covid preventative. The AMA and WHO don't want you to know about this because a COVID-free populace affects their profits.
Spotify and Apple Music are complicit with an Antifa project to embed subliminal messages about the wonders of avocado toast in their streaming music (except for the bosa nova genre). Unsuspecting listeners are also mysteriously compelled to purchase items like cilantro, vegan marshmallows, and commie avocados from leftist countries at Trader Joe's.
Prove me wrong!
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