Picked up a book on surgical procedures

[Sherman A1]

Only to find the appendix was missing.........................

[femmedem]

1. My book on surgical procedures had me in stitches.

[tblue37]

2. Cut it out, you two!

[femmedem]

4. Instant thread win!

[AZ8theist]

3. You need a lot of patience to read those books....

[MFM008]

5. I thought

maybe you were going to try some home surgery....
They give you so little time in the hospital to recover now, why not
just do drive through surgery.

[Sherman A1]

10. I have considered the DYI approach but

I'm not covered by my health plan.......

[Locrian]

6. written by Dr Frankenstein and Abby Normal? - n/t

[Harker]

7. Cut it out. n/t

[NNadir]

8. I always bypass that part.

[lastlib]

9. Were you able to get to the heart of the matter?

I don't know how you could xtomach it.

Okay, enough of these cutting remarks.

[DemoTex]

11. Suture self.

(from Mad Magazine in the early 1960s)