Explaining calculus to a cat who really doesn't give a damn

[packman]

Boy- does that remind me of me at my first Cal class many years ago

[DemoTex]

1. Maybe the cat is bored ..

Time to move on to advanced differential equations.

[ret5hd]

2. Needs an AP class...Advanced Predator.

[3catwoman3]

3. My last marking period of high school math was an...

...intro to calculus. The teacher handed us a little black book, slender and about 5x7 inches and said, “Here - this is all self-explanatory.”

Boy, was she wrong. Only thing I have ever gotten an F in.

Self-explanatory my ass!

[HubertHeaver]

5. Translate Teacherese:

"Here - this is all self-explanatory" means "I have no idea what this is. Good luck."

[CatMor]

4. Maybe the cat is thinking I already know all of this..

they are smart little cuties.

[Laffy Kat]

6. Sadly, I recognize that look.

It's the same one I had during ninth-grade algebra. Math was never my thing; however, I rocked all of my English, science, and geography classes.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

7. The cat already knows all that stuff and thinks the human is wasting his time.