I had unbearable carb cravings tonight

[LuckyCharms]

So I followed the advice of my nutritionist and just ate 15 of those individually wrapped slices of american cheese.

Didn't help the cravings one bit.

I think my nutritionist may be a quack.

Her office is in a Days Inn motel room that has a piece of masking tape on the door with the word "Nutrsionist" written on it.

[Kali]

1. did you have stor brand or real Kraft brand?

there's a difference ya know.

[LuckyCharms]

3. Store brand, and it's called

"cheese food".

Next, they'll be making "tuna food", "cookie food", and "soup food".

[Kali]

12. last time somebody here got that in store brand formula

it was all stuck to the wrapper. probably how it works in your digestive tract too.

[LuckyCharms]

13. I just scrape it off the wrapper with a nail file.

[Kali]

14. !

[Patterson]

20. Ever had Red Bird Imitation Vienna Sausage?

[Marie Marie]

2. Just wondering, did Trump recommend said Nutrsionist to you?

OTOH I remember reading years ago that if you are craving something sweet - eat a pickle. Tried it - didn't work.

[LuckyCharms]

4. No, he didn't recommend her, but I'm starting to make sense of all this now

because I get my teeth worked on by a guy in the room across the hall from her. He has a piece of tape on his door that says "Dennis".

[Marie Marie]

5. You need to find a new motel for your healthcare. Have you tried a Super 8?

[LuckyCharms]

9. Yes, I did, but I switched to the Days Inn because the guy

who worked on my teeth at the Super 8 always had a cigarette hanging out of his mouth while he was drilling and would yell at his assistant things like "Gimme that whatcha call it...that cavity putty".

[Marie Marie]

17. Don't tell me - let me guess...

You had your colonoscopy at a Rec Room?

[LuckyCharms]

18. No, for some reason, they made me get that done at the

Assane Asylum.

[Marie Marie]

19. You win.

[elleng]

6. ;-)

[TomDaisy]

7. those make the best cheese sauce

1 cup cream
1 oz cream cheese
2 slices American cheese
1/2 cup grated cheddar
1/4 teaspoon garlic powder


heat and melt this all together

pour over cooked macaroni

mmm

[UTUSN]

8. You are an incredibly talented humorist!

[LuckyCharms]

10. Thanks, UTUSN!

[UTUSN]

11. I'll tell you a secret: Until recently I thought your handle lucky-charms was a female.

[LuckyCharms]

16. That's OK...

I don't know the gender of most people on here.

[dawg day]

15. I have to tell you about mac and cheese--

I mean, if you have carb cravings, only carbs will do.

[GoneOffShore]

21. I read that as 'Crab Cravings'! Which I have all the time.