The DU Lounge

TEB

(15,651 posts) Wed Dec 16, 2020, 02:09 PM Dec 2020

A romantic moment with my wife as we discuss her 54 pound weight gain

My dear wife of 34 years weighs in around 120 now she’s definitely 174 Five foot four inches. I made her cup of tea with honey. She said why don’t you come and sit with me on sectional and put on some nice music. And I sat down next to my wife and I said wow you have put on weight. The weight is Duncan pup sprawled out on her lap he is 54 pounds golden retriever pup sleeping hard cuddling my wife.

Sledding with his human brothers wore his pup ass out. I told my wife you wear it well she smiled. Just wait until after Sara brightman when she hears scorpions then ZZ Top.

8 replies

= new reply since forum marked as read

Highlight:

A romantic moment with my wife as we discuss her 54 pound weight gain (Original Post) TEB Dec 2020 OP

Sounds like an excellent playlist you have planned. MLAA Dec 2020 #1

I thought you would be in the doghouse when I read the title of the thread. TexasTowelie Dec 2020 #2

I love all dogs, but BIG dogs are the best. So much more to cuddle! hlthe2b Dec 2020 #3

Big lap dogs Ohiogal Dec 2020 #4

Duncan is definitely skynard call me the breeze TEB Dec 2020 #5

LOL Ohiogal Dec 2020 #6

Rec for a brave title malaise Dec 2020 #7

You totally yanked my chain. 3catwoman3 Dec 2020 #8

MLAA

(19,800 posts)

1. Sounds like an excellent playlist you have planned.

Reply to TEB (Original post)

Wed Dec 16, 2020, 02:22 PM

Dec 2020

I bet Duncan will have great dreams to that music🙂

TexasTowelie

(128,150 posts)

2. I thought you would be in the doghouse when I read the title of the thread.

Reply to TEB (Original post)

Wed Dec 16, 2020, 02:28 PM

Dec 2020

hlthe2b

(114,692 posts)

3. I love all dogs, but BIG dogs are the best. So much more to cuddle!

Reply to TEB (Original post)

Wed Dec 16, 2020, 02:36 PM

Dec 2020

Ohiogal

(41,053 posts)

4. Big lap dogs

Reply to TEB (Original post)

Wed Dec 16, 2020, 04:16 PM

Dec 2020

Are a great way to keep you warm on a chilly day!

Does Duncan like Skynyrd?

TEB

(15,651 posts)

5. Duncan is definitely skynard call me the breeze

Reply to Ohiogal (Reply #4)

Wed Dec 16, 2020, 04:25 PM

Dec 2020

As he zooming in snow he digs Georgia peaches and carries no load

Ohiogal

(41,053 posts)

6. LOL

Reply to TEB (Reply #5)

Wed Dec 16, 2020, 06:08 PM

Dec 2020

Perfect song.

Sophie is definitely Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

malaise

(297,966 posts)

7. Rec for a brave title

Reply to TEB (Original post)

Wed Dec 16, 2020, 06:33 PM

Dec 2020

You caught me

3catwoman3

(29,808 posts)

8. You totally yanked my chain.

Reply to TEB (Original post)

Wed Dec 16, 2020, 08:45 PM

Dec 2020

My first thought was, “Oh, man, his ass is gonna be grass.”

Well played.

Reply to this discussion

Kick in to the DU tip jar?

This week we're running a special pop-up mini fund drive. From Monday through Friday we're going ad-free for all registered members, and we're asking you to kick in to the DU tip jar to support the site and keep us financially healthy.

As a bonus, making a contribution will allow you to leave kudos for another DU member, and at the end of the week we'll recognize the DUers who you think make this community great.