Post a line from a movie & see if anyone knows the movie without using Google - Part 36

[red dog 1]

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1) "Excuse me, are you the Judean People's Front?" (answered)

2) "I want my cake, Bedelia" (answered)

3) "You'll always be 'Shorty' to me!"

4) "Is this your homework, Larry?" (answered)

5) "Yeah, I'm a good fucking Marine..that's why they gave me this detail!"

6) "Are you fucking with me?" (answered)

7) "Whoever has the money has the power!"

8) "Shut the fuck up, Donnie!" (answered)

9) "Am I dead?..I must be dead because no one's talking to me"

10) "What did one shepherd say to the other shepherd?..Let's get the flock out of here!"

11) "Thank YOU, Mr. Acavano!"

12) "You know, he don't have a straight angle in that whole goddamn porch, or the whole house for that matter!"

13) "If I smelled as bad as you, I wouldn't live near people"

14) "I told you..Lexus doesn't make a convertible"

15) "Vagiclean, huh?..What's the matter, honey, little extra cheese on the taco?"

16) "Shut up and eat your shiksa!"

17) "I didn't travel 600 miles for the amusement of morons!"

18) "I never pictured 'God' with a fat gut and a corset singing 'My Way' at Caesar's Palace!"

19) "Pay no attention to the man in the trunk!"

20) "Is that a bra you're wearing, or are you expecting an assassination attempt?" (answered)

21) "Thanks, Reverend Roy, you've been a real pain in the ass!"

22) "The last man in that safe who didn't work here, Daddy shot in his tracks!"

23) "Have you ever read the bible, Pete?"

24) "How I know this?..I look like psychic to you?"

25) "Well that's some monkey house in there!"

26) "Mike, I've been kidnapped!"

27) "I look in your eyes and all I see is fear"

28) "We can't travel in that shit heap!"

29) "Call 9 fucking 111..Call 9 fucking 111..Call 9 fucking 111"

30) "You can't outrun a Motorola!"

31) "You know my motto, give me PU$$Y or give me death!"

32) "I don't deserve Haagen-Dazs"

33) "We've been screwing for 21 hours now..stop!"

34) "He has a system for eating pancakes..He has a system for everything!"

35) (banging microphone with her hand) "Is this fucking thing on?"

36) "Hey, what kind of joint is this, man?" (answered)

37) "He was masturbating!..He was masturbating!..He was masturbating!"









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[idziak4ever1234]

1. If I'd answered the door wearing only cellophane, would you still be watching the baseball game?

[Mad_Dem_X]

2. Fried Green Tomatoes

[idziak4ever1234]

4. Yup!

[Mad_Dem_X]

3. #1 - The Life of Brian

[red dog 1]

7. Yes indeed!

[bobalew]

5. #36, Can't remember the Cheech & chong Movie, But I Know the next line, goes like this:

It's Michoacan, but Mostly labrador..... My Dog ate my stash & I Had to follow him around for 3 days, man... Probably Up in Smoke..

[red dog 1]

8. I think it was from "Up in Smoke"

[jmowreader]

45. No, that came later.

Chong: "Hey, what kind of joint is this?"
Cheech: "It's a heavy duty joint, man."

"Looks like a toothpick, man."
"Naah, it ain't a toothpick" (looks at it) "Hey, it IS a toothpick! Musta got it in the other pocket..." (rummages around in his pocket) "oh, that's my dick..." (finds the joint) "here, light that sucker up. We'll go to the moon!"

Chong (looking at the tiny, poor, bedraggled, bent-up joint): "Gee, I hope your dick's bigger than this, man."
Cheech: "Hey, you wanna get out and walk?"

"Hey man, I got a joint I've been saving for a special occasion."
"Well, light that sucker up."

(Chong pulls out the famous one-pound joint and lights it, takes a few tokes and passes it over. Cheech's eyes get real big, real fast.)
"Holy la chinga, is that a joint? Looks like a quarter-pounder, man."
"Man, be careful with that shit, man"

"Look man, I've been smoking since I was born. I can smoke anything. I've smoked that Michoacan, Acapulco Gold...I've even smoked that Tied Stick."
"Tied stick?"
"Yeah, you know man, that stuff that's tied to a stick. I could probably smoke this whole joint, man, and just walk away."

(Starts toking on the joint.)
"Toke...toke it up. Kinda grabs ya by the boo-boo, don't it?"
"Man, what's in that shit?"
"Mostly Maui Wowie, but it's got some Labrador in it."
"What's Labrador?"
"It's dog shit."
"What?"
"Yeah man, my dog ate my stash. I had it on the table and the little motherfucker ate it. I had to follow him around for three days with a little baggie until I got it back. Really blew the dog's mind."
"You mean we're smoking dog shit?"
"Gets ya high, don't it?"
"Wow man, I wonder what Great Dane tastes like."

a few minutes later...

Cheech: "Am I driving okay?"
Chong (looking out of the car to find they were high-centered on a median): "I think we're parked, man."

"Wow man, that's the heaviest shit I ever smoked. I've smoked a lot of shit before but man, that's some heavy shit."
"You okay?"
"I can't breathe, man."
"What?"
"I can't breathe."
"You're just freaking out. Here, let me give you something." (pulls some pills out of his bag.)
"What is this?"
"Don't worry. Just take 'em."
(Cheech takes the pills.)
"Oh man, don't take those."
"What?"
"I almost gave you the wrong shit."
"Oh man, I already took 'em."
"Whoa."
"What?"
"Woah..."
"Man, what was in those?"
"Man, you just ate the most acid I've ever seen anyone eat in my life."
"Man, I never had no acid before."
"Then I hope you're not busy for about a month."

(Cheech starts freaking out.)
Chong: "Just go 'ommmm'..."
Cheech: "Ommm..."
Chong: "Ommm..."
Cheech: "Ommm...shit..."
"Mellow..."
"Mellow..."
"You mellow?"
"Yeah?"
"Feeling all right?"
"Yeah!"
(Chong screams at him. Cheech jumps out of his skin.)
"What was that?"
"Sometimes that helps. Look man, we've got to get out of here. The cops just went by. They just turned around. Man, we're being pulled over."
(Cop comes to the window. Chong is sitting in the passenger seat eating his stash.)
Cop: "Sir, roll your window down."
Cheech (miming playing a piano): "I hear ya knockin' but you can't come in."
Chong: "Don't act a fool. I've got to get rid of this dope."
(Cheech rolls down the window.)
Cop: "Sir, may I see your license?"
Cheech: "What?"
Cop: "Your license. Where's your license?"
Cheech: "It's on the bumper."
Cop: "No, your driver's license."
(Cheech gives him his DL.)
Cop: "Sir, what's your name?"
Cheech (thinks for a minute): "Isn't it on the license? There it is. Pedro De Pacas, that's my name."
Cop: "Wait here."
(Chong continues to eat his stash. The cop returns.)
Cop: "And sir, what's your name?"
Cheech: "I already told you. It's Pedro De Pacas."
Cop: "No, what's his name?"
Cheech: "Hey man, the cop wants to know your name."
(Chong throws up in Cheech's lap.)
Cheech: "His name is Ralph, man."

(Yes, I have seen Up In Smoke 100 times too many...)

[Nay]

6. 3 -- "Get Shorty" and 8 -- "The Big Lebowski"?

[red dog 1]

9. Ding!

You got # 8

(#3 is not from Get Shorty)

[dogknob]

28. 4 - also Big Lebowski

[red dog 1]

10. "Whoever has the money has the power!"

[Angleae]

11. A Rose Suchak ladder

[red dog 1]

12. "I'm an idea man, Chuck!"

[Angleae]

13. Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you.

[red dog 1]

14. Pulp Fiction

[Angleae]

16. Yes

[red dog 1]

15. "What we have here is failure to communicate!"

[Angleae]

17. Cool Hand Luke

[red dog 1]

18. You got it!

[red dog 1]

19. "Anybody don't want to get killed, better head out the back"

[lpbk2713]

29. Unforgiven

...

[red dog 1]

33. You got it!

(Best western ever, imo)

[red dog 1]

20. "I'm gonna give my queer neighbor a lift to Baltimore"

[backtoblue]

37. As Good As It Gets?

[red dog 1]

38. Yep!

(Great film!)

[backtoblue]

39. 😊

It was a good movie. Tragic and insulting as well as funny.

[Angleae]

21. "Isn't that just like a wop. Brings a knife to a gun fight."

[lpbk2713]

30. The Untouchables

...

[Angleae]

31. Yes

[red dog 1]

22. "We're on our own out here, Audrey"

[red dog 1]

23. "Someone's gonna' have to go back and get a shitload of dimes!"

[Mad_Dem_X]

27. Blazing Saddles?

[red dog 1]

32. Absolutely!

[Angleae]

24. You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?

[Niagara]

25. Taxi Driver.

[Angleae]

26. Correct

[red dog 1]

34. "There's mines over there, there's mines over there, and watch out, those goddamn monkeys bite"

[red dog 1]

35. "Hey Pop, the time you hit Hazen in the mouth, was it worth 30 years?"

[Mendocino]

62. The Longest Yard

[red dog 1]

65. Yep

[red dog 1]

36. "The machine is still on, Moira."

[Glorfindel]

40. #4 and #8 are from "The Big Lebowski"

#2 is from Stephen King's "Creepshow." I don't remember the name of the episode, but Viveca Lindfors played Bedelia.

[red dog 1]

41. Ding! Ding! Ding!

[red dog 1]

42. "Hey, Riggs, you really like my wife's cookin'?"

[red dog 1]

43. "I was building a house!"

[Angleae]

44. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

[Niagara]

52. The Silence of the Lambs

[Angleae]

55. That's it.

[jmowreader]

46. "I went through a pyromaniac phase when I was a kid."

[jmowreader]

47. "If I could find the Nazi sonsabitches who are flying those things, I'd give 'em each a medal."

[Angleae]

51. Patton

[jmowreader]

56. Yes

[jmowreader]

48. "We ran a story about my dog because we had good art."

[jmowreader]

49. "When would you stop looking for your two million dollars?"

[jmowreader]

50. "There's always barber college."

[Niagara]

54. "Don't mess with me, Porkchop. What day is this?"

[red dog 1]

57. "We just lost the Moon"

[Angleae]

58. Apollo 13

[red dog 1]

60. Of course!

[Angleae]

59. Oh, in the name of God! Now I know what it feels like to be God!

[uriel1972]

61. #7 Scarface?

[red dog 1]

64. Nope

[Mendocino]

63. "Elk don't know

how many feet that horses have"

[lpbk2713]

69. Jeremiah Johnson

Will Geer's character.

[red dog 1]

66. "Charlie don't surf!"

[lpbk2713]

70. Apocalypse Now

Robert Duvall's character.

[red dog 1]

73. Yep!

[red dog 1]

67. "This is the best deal you're going to get - I won't tell you that you can save yourself, because

you can't!"

[lpbk2713]

71. A Few Good Men ??

...

[red dog 1]

72. Nope

[Niagara]

68. #20. Meatballs.

Guess what movie I just watched tonight?

[red dog 1]

74. Um, was it a Bill Murray movie about a Canadian summer camp?

[Niagara]

76. Yes. Bill Murray plays a summer camp counselor named Tripper.

Tripper is dancing with his crush Roxanne and asks her, "Is that a bra you're wearing or are you expecting an assassination attempt?"


She replies, "Are those Clorets in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?"

[red dog 1]

77. Bill Murray's first movie

I used to have a crush on the female counselor called "A.L.&quot

[Niagara]

80. It's a funny movie, I wish I had seen it sooner then later.

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I can see why, she's a cutie.

[red dog 1]

75. "Why is the undertaker here?"

[red dog 1]

78. "Au revoir, Shoshona"

[lpbk2713]

91. Inglorious Basterds.

...

[red dog 1]

96. That's it!

(Great movie)

[Angleae]

79. Stop breaking the law, asshole!

[Niagara]

84. Liar Liar

[Angleae]

86. Correct

[red dog 1]

81. "To a New Yorker like you, a Hero is a sandwich, not some nut who takes on three tigers"

[Mendocino]

82. "Such a fine line between

stupid and clever"

[Mad_Dem_X]

83. This Is Spinal Tap

[Mendocino]

85. "It's not your job

to be as confused as Nigel".

[Angleae]

87. Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

[Niagara]

88. National Lampoon's Animal House

[Angleae]

89. Yes

[red dog 1]

90. "Fuck it, Dude..Let's go bowling"

[Angleae]

92. The Big Lebowski

[red dog 1]

95. Of course!

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

93. #12 I can't remember which character said it but...

...the character being discussed was Little Bill in Unforgiven.

Try this one:

"Tell me something, David. When you woke up this morning... Was it still there? The sadness?"

[red dog 1]

94. Ding!

I think it might have been the guy with only one arm, but I'm not sure.

[red dog 1]

97. "You just ate the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my life!"

[Angleae]

98. Like a glove!

[Angleae]

99. This is my boomstick!

[Mr.Bill]

100. "Whoever sold you those suits had a wonderful sense of humor." n/t

[Montauk6]

102. 7: Scarface....?

[red dog 1]

103. Nope

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