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kairos12

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Tue Dec 29, 2020, 11:18 AM Dec 2020

Humor for the day

It seems there was a Dean at this college upset over the budget. An assistant came in to find out what was happening.

Dean: Why can't the philosophy department be more like the professors in the mathematics department.

Assistant: What do you mean?

Dean: All the math professors ask for are paper to write on, pencils to write with, and erasers to use when they make mistakes.

Assistant: So what's the problem?

Dean: The professors in the philosophy department are just as expensive and they don't even ask for erasers.




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Humor for the day (Original Post) kairos12 Dec 2020 OP
Rideo ergo sum. n/t Harker Dec 2020 #1
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