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TristanIsolde

(272 posts)
Thu Jan 21, 2021, 12:21 PM Jan 2021

Ok, now what ?

My proposals:

1- Legalize marriage between humans and animals.
2- Demand a pay raise from George Soros now that we delivered.
3- Commence training on 5G chip injection methods onto the unsuspecting masses.
4- Perhaps update the secret hand shake.
5- Some people are proposing toning down the Satan worship, that is fine, however I draw the line at eating babies, if eating babies is wrong I don't want to be right.

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Ok, now what ? (Original Post) TristanIsolde Jan 2021 OP
You appear to be at the wrong website. Sanity Claws Jan 2021 #1
or drunk. In_The_Wind Jan 2021 #3
I laughed. It's funny. underpants Jan 2021 #9
Sometimes I think I'm in the wrong Universe. TristanIsolde Jan 2021 #4
Sarcasm nt leftieNanner Jan 2021 #5
Lol...definitely! Bluethroughu Jan 2021 #7
Dig the basement leftieNanner Jan 2021 #2
I think I'm gonna just take a nap. Cracklin Charlie Jan 2021 #6
Lol Bluethroughu Jan 2021 #8
Uh HELLO, we were promised taco trucks on every corner underpants Jan 2021 #10
Indeed! Wounded Bear Jan 2021 #13
Ban hetro marriage. safeinOhio Jan 2021 #11
I have mine stevil Jan 2021 #12

underpants

(197,171 posts)
10. Uh HELLO, we were promised taco trucks on every corner
Thu Jan 21, 2021, 12:29 PM
Jan 2021

What do we want?
Taco trucks!
When do we want them?
Well I was thinking about noon unless the lines too long, then I can wait.

stevil

(1,541 posts)
12. I have mine
Thu Jan 21, 2021, 12:49 PM
Jan 2021

1 - Learn every Ernie Isley lick ever recorded.
2 - But Antifa t-shirt on Redbubble.
3 - Make the leap to full blown Communism.
4 - Change secret handshake to Three Stooges routine.
5 - ???
6 - Profit.

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