put her in jail RIGHT NOW

[Nevilledog]

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[samnsara]

1. that is the most disgusting thing ever...did she even cook it or did those poor kids get raw

spaghetti-0 pie? and did she really have to use her hands to pound garlic powder into the bread?

[Arkansas Granny]

10. She didn't just use her hands on that bread. She was literally up to her elbows.

That's the most disgusting thing I've seen in a long time.

[brush]

18. Yuk-o! She didn't just use her hands. She used her arms and elbows...

to flatten the bread. That stuff needs to go right in the garbage.

[elleng]

2. OY!

Fran Lebowitz’s One-Star Amazon Reviews
By Mike DiCenzo

January 22, 2021
Fran Lebowitz.
Photograph by John Lamparski / Getty
In addition to being an author and public intellectual, Fran Lebowitz is also a prolific Amazon reviewer. Here are some of her most helpful one-star product reviews.

Garlic Salt (Three-Pack)
Are we this lazy?

We can’t chop garlic? We need to flavor salt?

Salt is a flavor. You understand?

Salt is already a flavor. We’re flavoring a flavor.

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/fran-lebowitzs-one-star-amazon-reviews

[underpants]

12. 😆 what was with the milk????

Boy I can’t wait until we have pot luck lunches at work again.

[elleng]

15. REALLY!!!

[BusyBeingBest]

3. Can afford nice cabinets and countertops, but makes a vile "pie" out of

Spaghettios and smashed-down wonder bread.

[ret5hd]

4. Bet she gives her kids a carton of cigarettes for xmas.

[tblue37]

5. Eeewwwww! I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

[BlueDawn]

6. What in the name of Julia Child....

...IS THIS??

I literally felt nauseated watching this. I would not feed this to a dog, much less to an innocent child.

The part that really got to me was when she used her (hopefully clean!) forearms to mash the buttered bread into oblivion. Who. Does. That?

LOL......wow!



(P.S. Apologies to all dogs everywhere! I have known many dogs with more discerning palates than some humans!..... )

[Laelth]

11. Yep. That's about how I felt. n/t

-Laelth

[BlueDawn]

14. Yep!

[d_r]

7. all that and then

she uses tillamook cheese instead of great value process cheese food.

eta bonus recipe

[brush]

20. Do people still eat processed stuff like that? Vienna sausages?

Isn't that what teenage boys buy at convenience stores because it kind of reminds them of meat?

And spaghetti-o jello?

Oh no.

[LeftInTX]

26. The recipe is from the 60's

My mom and I never made anything like that..LOL
I was into making cookies, pizza and fancy sandwiches.



More gross stuff here:




https://www.liveabout.com/gross-old-fashioned-recipes-4153470

https://www.boredpanda.com/strange-vintage-food-cooking-recipes/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic

With the exception of the salmon mousse (eaten with crackers), I have not tried any of these other.

Pinterest has plenty of pages dedicated to gross congealed food!

[aeromanKC]

8. We can work with this (I think)

She needs some Italian sausage/browned hamburger/onion mixed in.

Keep the garlic butter bread off!! Serve that on the side but WITH the crusts. (please tell me she at least used her crusts for croutons for the dinner salad)

As for the crust..?? There is no way her bottom crust cooked to flakey goodness. I would experiment with cutting the bottom dough crust off and instead placing down wide lasagna noodles on bottom and then use the bottom that I cut off as the top with some cheese sprinkle. (using a roller pin and not the arms!!)

[Laelth]

9. They wouldn't HAVE HER in jail.

Even PRISON KITCHENS have higher standards.

That is, truly, one of the most disgusting things that I have ever seen presented as “food.”



-Laelth

[Submariner]

13. I ALWAYS ate my crust or Sister Perpetual Agony

would have me clapping erasers for a month.

Crusts always tasted good to me anyway, and I don't remember having food to waste like that back then anyway.

That was disgusting. I bet child protective services would take her kids away if she made a habit of that.

[Solly Mack]

16. No

[Delmette2.0]

17. Notify the Food Network!!!

Worst Cooks in America are looking for people like her.

[NRaleighLiberal]

19. have the EMT ready when the family members all have heart attacks

she has a trumpian vocab of adjectives (and trumpian taste)

[doc03]

21. She is right kids would probably love it, even Mikey nt

[doc03]

22. Never cared for the Chef Boyardee Spagetti Os or Spaghetti and Meat Balls but still

love the (Beef?) Ravioli to this day.

[BusyBeingBest]

27. I liked the beef ravioli too--my mom would buy cans of it

for my brothers and I to heat up on nights she and my dad were both at work. But even as a kid, I never would have liked it dumped into a pie crust...blarrrghhh....

[2naSalit]

23. Looks like child abuse to me.

[BrightKnight]

24. You could make a meat pie casserole cheaper with real ingredients in the same time.

If she made her own dough it would be even cheaper and way better.

[beemer27]

25. Disgusting is Way Too Mild a Word for this.

It is bad enough that she feeds slop like this to her children, she actually believes that other people might want to make it too!

[NotASurfer]

28. Throw in an obscure Sumatran condiment and you have a Chopped-worthy basket

I'm watching this thinking about the people who re-create historical recipes, wondering what future historical recipe re-creators will make of this. And if the replicator will flat refuse to make it.