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Mike DiCenzo
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It was very fun writing this New Yorker piece in the voice of one of my favorite New Yorkers, Fran Lebowitz.
Fran Lebowitzs One-Star Amazon Reviews
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tblue37
(65,490 posts)catbyte
(34,459 posts)"He's like an idiot savant minus the savant." I've stolen that line a lot for the past 4 years.
underpants
(182,919 posts)Hes a poor persons idea of a rich person. They see him. They think, If I were rich, Id have a fabulous tie like that. Why are my ties not made of 400 acres of polyester? All that stuff he shows you in his housethe gold faucetsif you won the lottery, thats what youd buy.
underpants
(182,919 posts)Part of my job is buying things. I had a request for a bucket. A plastic bucket from Walmart. The request was specific but I told them - Ill get you some buckets and youll use what you get.
I find this bucket on the Walmart site. Ok. Then I see that there are 8 reviews. Im already giggling thinking who takes the time to review a plastic bucket? Yep sure enough people did. Comments were Good bucket does a good job and doesnt leak one person described how they used it to clean out the RV. Seriously, 8 people did this.
UTUSN
(70,747 posts)as very weird, like only some kind of beast would do that.
Yes, I went to the length of finding a welder who had the equipment (plasma?) to cut it off. If it's mitigating to anybody wanting mitigation, I *kept* the word/"Welcome" as a paper weight or whatever. I almost dunked my hand into his water bucket when the HOT metal went in there. Caught myself just in time, and the welder stood by with eye contact, like, go ahead!1
UTUSN
(70,747 posts)How come on her it's witty and, presumably, not on me?!1 Haha!1
soothsayer
(38,601 posts)I agree with your sentiments though. Totally
soothsayer
(38,601 posts)I guess you took the bell to them?
Im nosy when Im fascinated, so please pardon the direct line of questioning.
Did you call places and describe the bell? Did you know what it was made of?
UTUSN
(70,747 posts)plus following through from one welder to another, learning that a particular equipment or skill was needed, and sending me on to somebody who might fit the bill, just the second one did the job. Found out that welders are smart and professional and have their network and cooperate with one another. Nice, which is why he was taken aback by my request.
Don't remember the price, $10-15. Yes took the bell, iron. And i think Fran would like me!1
soothsayer
(38,601 posts)Wow thats cheap! Pretty neat. I might have just tried to hang it backwards (like: youre welcome to leave).
My dad welded sculptures in our basement. Cool abstracts out of wood nails.
I wish I had his welding goggles, they were so cool.
UTUSN
(70,747 posts)soothsayer
(38,601 posts)Lots of steampunk ones and modern hoods but his had these cool dials you rotated to make them darker or lighter.
We were able to watch eclipses on the dark, dark setting.
I search for vintage stuff from time to time. One day perhaps.