Crust Punk Bleeds Out After Flossing Teeth for First Time in 12 Years
TORONTO Crust punk Seth Ulrich tragically bled to death yesterday after making the unfortunate decision to floss his teeth for the first time in 12 years, bereaved friends and family confirmed.
When I saw him go upstairs with a thing of dental floss, I assumed he was going to sew a new patch on his jacket, or maybe try stitching up that fox bite on his leg thats been festering for the last eight months, said Ulrichs girlfriend Tammy Baker. I never imagined he would do something so reckless as floss his teeth
or at least, whats left of them. His gums would start bleeding if a stiff breeze hits his mouth. When I saw him steal that floss from Rexall, I shouldve known it was a cry for help. This didnt have to happen.
Seth uncle Alex Ulrich felt guilty about his nephews passing.
Im afraid I might have been the one to push him towards oral hygiene, said a crestfallen Alex. He came to my house last month to grab some scrap copper Ive had lying around, and when he got near me, I told him his breath smelled like trash water at the bottom of a manure pile. I guess it really hurt his feelings. I cant help but blame myself.
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