Name a movie that could use the intervention of a Jewish Space Laser...

[First Speaker]

...maybe On the Waterfront? "I coulda been a contender..." ZAP! Or the Sound of Music: "Ray, a drop of golden sun..." POWIEZOOM! "I didn't mean *that* drop of golden sun...!" Or perhaps Ben Hur: "All mankind will rejoice when the Roman Empire falls." ZOOMPALA! I'm sure there are some others...anyone have any ideas?

[PJMcK]

1. Goldfinger? (n/t)

[roamer65]

2. Or Hitler on Ice.

[Shermann]

3. Jar Jar Binks

Mesa day startin pretty okee-day with a brisky morning munchy, then....ZAP!!!

[First Speaker]

5. Yes!

[Buzz cook]

4. Jews in Space

We just need Mel Brooks to make it.

[Lochloosa]

17. Space Jews!

[Buzz cook]

32. Here's the trailer.

[Thekaspervote]

6. Any of the Monty python movies!

[mr_lebowski]

19. My fwend Biggus Dickus was waporized by a Jewish Space Waser!

[Laelth]

22. Nice. n/t

-Laelth

[dclarston13]

7. Sid and Nancy nt

[ClusterFreak]

8. Space Balls??

Mel Brooks classic. Come on people, the Jewish space laser jokes kinda write themselves!!

[soothsayer]

21. This

[Warpy]

9. Titanic

Zap the two lead characters, melt the iceberg, bring it to a mercifully quick conclusion as the boat just chugs off into the sunset.

[Ilsa]

16. Have you seen the "Titanic" episode of Supernatural?

An archangel named Baltasar hated the theme music so much, he went back in time and un-sunk the Titanic. Celine Dion is an unknown, third-rate lounge singer in Quebec. Hilarity ensues.

[Midnight Writer]

10. Trump's cameo in Home Alone 2 comes to mind.

An oversized suit on the floor covering a puddle of hot orange goo.

[wryter2000]

11. A Christmas Carol

"God bless us every..." ZAP

[Mike 03]

12. Spielberg's War of the Worlds

A Jewish Space Laser intervention would be a much better plot device than just having the aliens contract a bacteria that is naked to the human eye and passively drop dead, with the humans barely even putting up a fight.

[Ilsa]

13. Addams Family Values.

Make Wednesday's and Pugsley's summer camp a Jewish camp, and Wednesday steals the laser they built in camp and uses it on Debbie (Fester's black widow bride).

[LakeArenal]

14. When Mars Attacks.....

Independence Day.

[Runningdawg]

15. Inglorious Basterds

[GeorgeGist]

18. Ghostbusters.

[Corgigal]

20. The Walking Dead.

TV show, and comic book, but it would be so helpful.

[Ferrets are Cool]

23. The Blues Brothers

[mercuryblues]

24. This one

https://www.democraticunderground.com

Louise Linton's (Steven Mnuchin's Wife) new movie:

demmiblue

[Lochloosa]

25. What the hell was that.

[sarge43]

26. A mix of Basic Instinct, The Devil Wears Prada and Fifty Shades

Looks like fun.

[Drum]

27. Independence Day n/t

[electric_blue68]

28. Ha Was just gonna to post it this

[keithbvadu2]

30. With Qanon on the rooftop, looking up in anticipation.

[sarge43]

29. Avengers Endgame

"Let's kill him properly this time." ZAP!

[dawg day]

31. The asteroid one with Bruce willis...

What was the name? Bruce coulda used that laser.

[jmowreader]

33. A Christmas Story

Scut Farkus wouldn't stand a chance.