"so it turns out I've been using dog shampoo on my hair for the last few months."

[Nevilledog]

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Jonathan Kay
@jonkay
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Jan 31, 2021
so it turns out I've been using dog shampoo on my hair for the last few months. (I only discovered it when I ran out and needed to get more.) this is partly my own fault but it doesnt help that @ArmandHammer has the word "pets" in like 4-pt typeface. I'm guessing this is common
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@NINELIVES
@NINELlVES
so it turns out I've been eating mealworms for the last few months. (I only discovered it when I ran out and needed to get more.) this is partly my own fault but it doesnt help that
@Flukers
has the words “for bearded dragons" in like 4-pt typeface. I'm guessing this is common
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[mr_lebowski]

1. One would imagine it's not terribly different from people shampoo ...

So there's that.

[soothsayer]

2. Ok the mealworms got me

[underpants]

5. LOL

[Swede]

3. Well, he'll have nice shiny hair and no fleas.

There's that.

[Catcar]

4. lol.

[Frerotte]

6. We All Have Our Moments

I am not one to scrutinize the bottles/boxed of products I purchase. For many years I boiled lasagna noodles one at a time. Yes - lasagna was not a frequent meal in my home because I had to gather enough pots on the stove to cook each noodle. It was an EVENT.

Years later it dawned on me while conversing with coworkers that something wasn't right about this. Why didn't everyone else have to take a vacation day to make this stuff?

Turns out the directions on the box stated:

"Drop noodles in boiling water one at a time."


It's all in the understanding and interpretation.

You are not alone with your dog shampoo fiasco!

[OnDoutside]

7. Is the hair smooth or ruff ?

[SharonClark]

10. LOL!

[Irish_Dem]

8. The picture of the dog on the front of the bottle might have provided a clue for this guy.

[Ron Obvious]

17. You'd think so.

And yet cans of beets have pictures of beets on them. Cans of green beans have pictures of green beans on them, but baby food cans have pictures of babies on them and are yet often not actually made of babies.

I suspect this is a plot of some kind to confuse everyone.

Woof!

[LizBeth]

9. Sounds like he is making a point about something I have not heard. Dogs face on bottle would be a

clue in.

Did something happen with the excuse 4-pt typeface?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

11. I've been wondering why there's a picture of a cat on the cans of tuna

I've been using for salads and sandwiches. Shouldn't there be a picture of a tuna? I don't get it.

[AmyStrange]

18. +100000000000000000000000000000000 x 2

[catbyte]

12. I wonder if he started shaking his head instead of drying his hair off with a towel.

[Ferrets are Cool]

16. I had another thought, but this probably isn't the place for that.

[XanaDUer2]

13. Back in the 70s, Hartz made a flea soap

with the look, shape and non smell of Ivory. Guess what happened? More than once

[OregonBlue]

14. My father-in-law used Mane and Tail horse shampoo on his hair for years. He had the most beautiful

thick shiny silver hair you have ever seen. Maybe it's good for your hair.

[yellowdogintexas]

23. Mane and Tail is good stuff, especially the hoof treatment

good for your nails

[Ferrets are Cool]

15. LMAO

[Solly Mack]

19. Did it help?

[Fla Dem]

20. The picture of the dog and Bearded Dragon in the packaging wasn't a clue?

Not only when he bought the items, but every time he used them.


Think these are just humorous little anecdotes. I just don't want to believe people are this dense.

[Fla Dem]

21. The picture of the dog and Bearded Dragon in the packaging wasn't a clue?

Not only when he bought the items, but every time he used them.


Think these are just humorous little anecdotes. I just don't want to believe people are this dense.

[whistler162]

22. My late grandmother once bought her youngest

grandchild some crackers. They were called people crackers.