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Sun Feb 7, 2021, 09:44 PM

A dung beetle walks into a bar...

is this stool taken?

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Reply A dung beetle walks into a bar... (Original post)
Enterstageleft Feb 2021 OP
Blue Owl Feb 2021 #1
left-of-center2012 Feb 2021 #2
abqtommy Feb 2021 #3
panader0 Feb 2021 #4
edbermac Feb 2021 #5

Response to Enterstageleft (Original post)

Sun Feb 7, 2021, 09:50 PM

1. D'oh!

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Response to Enterstageleft (Original post)

Mon Feb 8, 2021, 12:39 AM

2. I used to work at a place in San Diego years ago.

It was in a partially residential neighborhood and there was a car often parked out front on the street with a bumper sticker that read:

"I sat on a stool in Las Vegas"

It always cracked me up no matter how many times I saw it.

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Response to Enterstageleft (Original post)

Mon Feb 8, 2021, 06:35 AM

3. K&R

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Response to Enterstageleft (Original post)

Mon Feb 8, 2021, 08:43 AM

4. A very drunk man wandered into a Catholic church and entered the confessional.

The priest saw him and decided to give him a few moments to collect himself.
After a bit he asked "And now my son, how may I help you?"
The drunk said "Hey buddy, you got any toilet paper on your side?"

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Response to Enterstageleft (Original post)

Mon Feb 8, 2021, 09:48 AM

5. I got fired from my job at the bank today.

An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

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