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Enterstageleft

(3,394 posts) Sun Feb 7, 2021, 09:44 PM Feb 2021

A dung beetle walks into a bar...

is this stool taken?

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A dung beetle walks into a bar... (Original Post) Enterstageleft Feb 2021 OP

D'oh! Blue Owl Feb 2021 #1

I used to work at a place in San Diego years ago. left-of-center2012 Feb 2021 #2

K&R abqtommy Feb 2021 #3

A very drunk man wandered into a Catholic church and entered the confessional. panader0 Feb 2021 #4

I got fired from my job at the bank today. edbermac Feb 2021 #5

Blue Owl

(50,256 posts)

1. D'oh!

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Sun Feb 7, 2021, 09:50 PM

Feb 2021

left-of-center2012

(34,195 posts)

2. I used to work at a place in San Diego years ago.

Reply to Enterstageleft (Original post)

Mon Feb 8, 2021, 12:39 AM

Feb 2021

It was in a partially residential neighborhood and there was a car often parked out front on the street with a bumper sticker that read:

"I sat on a stool in Las Vegas"

It always cracked me up no matter how many times I saw it.

abqtommy

(14,118 posts)

3. K&R

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Mon Feb 8, 2021, 06:35 AM

Feb 2021

panader0

(25,816 posts)

4. A very drunk man wandered into a Catholic church and entered the confessional.

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Mon Feb 8, 2021, 08:43 AM

Feb 2021

The priest saw him and decided to give him a few moments to collect himself.
After a bit he asked "And now my son, how may I help you?"
The drunk said "Hey buddy, you got any toilet paper on your side?"

edbermac

(15,933 posts)

5. I got fired from my job at the bank today.

Reply to Enterstageleft (Original post)

Mon Feb 8, 2021, 09:48 AM

Feb 2021

An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

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