A ? For Grandparents , ever ask yourself how in the shit did peanut butter get on dome light

[TEB]

You ever notice when you get a vehicle back after loaning it to a child who is now a parent. It has that smell of used diapers and spilled juice. Driving with boog and Duncan pup in Tacoma. I look in back and Duncan is eating old string cheese and crackers out of car seats. Boogs licking something off the car seat. Then Duncan finds a plastic bag under passenger seat with several used diapers I’m like give that to me as I reach into the back. And Duncan is like it’s mine I found it find your own bag of shit and piss diapers mister.

[N_E_1 for Tennis]

1. Great question...got another for ya...

8 foot ceiling, little higher than countertop height 4 year old, huge blob of toothpaste on the ceiling in approximately a minute of no supervision. He was brushing his teeth, what could happen?

[TEB]

2. It's a dam mystery friend

I just smile

[AmyStrange]

3. "what could happen?"

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Famous last words from almost EVERY parent... heh heh heh!
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[Ohiogal]

4. One day when my son was a toddler

I hope Duncan wasn’t too mad at losing his treasure hunt prize....

Once when my oldest son was a toddler, I went to walk down the hall to the bedroom and found an empty box of Stay Free mini pads and the entire contents with the paper peeled off and every pad stuck to the walls about 4 feet up from the floor.

Amazing how strange things like that happen when there are little kids around ....

[dawg day]

5. Spoon catapult.